No Homophobia

As in fear of homonyms. The idea is to write a phrase (at least two words, duh) that would mean something entirely different if all the words were spelled differently. The next poster reveals the homonymous phrase, and offers a new one.

Example

Board sects.

Response

Bored sex.

Okay, here we go…

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Dammed surf

[QUOTE=Liberal]
Dammed surf
[/QUOTE]

Damned Serf

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Aural Ax

[QUOTE=brendon_small]
Aural Ax
[/QUOTE]
Oral acts.

wrapped prints

rapt prince.

seal leak

[QUOTE=Captain Carrot]
rapt prince.

seal leak
[/QUOTE]

She’ll lick.

Count my pennies.