No Homophobia

As in fear of homonyms. The idea is to write a phrase (at least two words, duh) that would mean something entirely different if all the words were spelled differently. The next poster reveals the homonymous phrase, and offers a new one.

Example

Board sects.

Response

Bored sex.

Okay, here we go…

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Dammed surf

Damned Serf

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Aural Ax

Oral acts.

wrapped prints

rapt prince.

seal leak

She’ll lick.

Count my pennies.