No Ma’am, I didn’t chainsaw your dog in half

[tdn]

Great rant, but here’s where you lost me:

@TokyoPlayer

I’ve never dated my sister or French kissed my mother.

Yeah, as if. I suppose you also leap tall buildings in a single bound. :rolleyes:

[VinylTurnip]

@Baldwin

Did the lady you don’t like actually express any of the attitudes you ascribe to her, or have you developed telepathy? Is it possible you’re expressing your own prejudices?

Huh. If noticing a stranger’s dirty looks, sighs, eye-rolling, generally hostile body language and facial expressions is “telepathy,” I’m applying for the Randi challenge today.

(Now that we’ve gotten the mandatory “maybe you were the asshole!” post out of the way… nice rant, TokyoPlayer!)

[Waverly]

A willow can be 70 feet tall and 3 feet in diameter.

[BMalion]

@TokyoPlayer

… (with all due apologies to any deranged, scurvy-ridden toothless whores with bloody gums and open puss-oozing sores reading this) …

Thank you for saying that, I was starting to feel bit miffed.

[garygnu]

That was great. I forgive the “overreaction” due to your eloquent prose.
It saddens me that there are people like that in the world. It saddens me more that one is my mother-in-law.

[CaerieD]

@Waverly

A willow can be 70 feet tall and 3 feet in diameter.

Good God, the woman wasn’t looking at you. She was staring at your freakish wife. :eek:

[lieu]

@TokyoPlayer

I’ve never dated my sister or French kissed my mother.

Braggart.

[sturmhauke]

@garygnu

That was great. I forgive the “overreaction” due to your eloquent prose.
It saddens me that there are people like that in the world. It saddens me more that one is my mother-in-law.

Your mother-in-law was the woman whose dog was chainsawed by TokyoPlayer?!

[Duke_of_Rat]

It’s situations like that in the OP that make me wish I could fart on demand.

[Baldwin]

@Vinyl Turnip

Huh. If noticing a stranger’s dirty looks, sighs, eye-rolling, generally hostile body language and facial expressions is “telepathy,” I’m applying for the Randi challenge today.

(Now that we’ve gotten the mandatory “maybe you were the asshole!” post out of the way… nice rant, TokyoPlayer!)

Not mandatory, but a reasonable response. Simply “noticing” body language and considering a likely emotion behind it is a far cry from ascribing the kind of thoughts and motives that the OP seems to be able to sense.

@TokyoPlayer

You may wish that no one sits next to you. Sister, I would have preferred sitting next to a deranged, scurvy-ridden toothless whore with bloody gums and open puss-oozing sores, (with all due apologies to any deranged, scurvy-ridden toothless whores with bloody gums and open puss-oozing sores reading this) than submit my body to risk contamination from the pretensions of the obnoxious rich bitches of the world.

This seems like ridiculous, prejudiced melodramatic vitreol. And it’s pus-oozing, not puss-oozing.

[Catamount]

@TokyoPlayer

But watch how hard you push your fingers into your temple. Were you not brainless, not to mention soulless, it may hurt.

Not to mention her head might cave in, what with no brain holding it in place.

[glee]

@Duke of Rat

It’s situations like that in the OP that make me wish I could fart on demand.

This is the perfect answer on so many social occasions…

[andros]

@Baldwin

This seems like ridiculous, prejudiced melodramatic vitreol. And it’s pus-oozing, not puss-oozing.

Not in my case. I suffer from subcutaneous cat infection.

And it’s vitriol, not vitreol. Gawd bless ya, Gaudere.

TokyoPlayer, if the rest of the row was empty, why sit right next to the other folks?
.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@andros

TokyoPlayer, if the rest of the row was empty, why sit right next to the other folks?
.

From the OP: “Staring down strangers for daring to sit in assigned seats [is] fucking rude, rich bitch.”

[andros]

.
Check. Thanks.
.

[UncleRojelio]

You shoulda whipped out the cell and started randomly texting everyone in your addressbook exactly what you thought of her, making sure you were in a position where she could read what you were typing. And then farted.

[vibrotronica]

Actually, I was the one who chainsawed the dog. Thanks for covering for me!

[Autolycus]

Wait, you Gaijin Optic Blasted her and she still didn’t stop staring? You should have Gaijin Smashed her.

[VinylTurnip]

@Baldwin

And it’s pus-oozing, not puss-oozing.

Or in the worst case, it could be both.

[Tabula_Rasa]

@Duke of Rat

It’s situations like that in the OP that make me wish I could fart on demand.

You’re just not focusing properly. It’s like Luke trying to lift the rock during his Yoda lessons.