Well it looks like people will not be able to ride in cars together any more. Take a look here. I didn’t know it was so bad for the car compnaies that people rode to work together! Guess I’m glad I don’t.
Bethlehem Steel will be testifying next week on the dangers of using thin, flimsy metals like aluminum and dangerous petrochemical by-products like plastic for storing volatile carbonated beverages. For the safety of the American people, they will urge Congress to pass new regulations requiring all drinks to be sold in American-made steel containers of no less than one-inch thickness. God willing, we can keep our children safe.
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That article is satire, right?
Uh, yeah. Says so on the bottom of every page, if the content wasn’t clear enough.
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The OP seemed to be taking it seriously, but the first time I read it (linked on LJ I think) it was clearly satire. That’s why I asked. I was afraid I was missing something.