No, oficer, I SWEAR that's Liturgical Music in my Bar

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080108/D8U1PRN80.html

Fuckitall. Help me down from up here, pour me 12 shots of Jack Daniels, crank up AC/DC’s “Big Balls” on the Juke, and let’s all get shit-faced.

Councilman Veit implies that the language would only be enforced if it also violates noise ordinances.