Then, there is the classic R & B song:
When a Man Loves a Hamster
How about:
The Guinea Pigs My Destination
Tomorrow and Tomorrow and the Fairy Guinea Pigs
Have Guinea Pig, Will Travel
Hamster’s End
Synthetic Guinea Pigs of Mars
Iron Maiden: 2 Guinea Pigs to Midnight
I dont get that one, unless is a futurama quote? (“sweet guinea pig of winnipeg”)
The Narrative of Arthur Guinea Pig
no no, it should be The guinea pig of Arthur Gordon Pym
The Nameless Habitrail
The Call of Cthuddles
The Squeaker out of Time
The Nibbler in Darkness
The Hamster King has it right: “Hamster” is much funnier than “Guinea Pig”.
Lovecraft titles yet unmentioned: At The Mountains Of Hamsters. The Hamster On The Threshold.
Other stories or novels:
The Boy Who Cried Hamster
The Black Hamster
If you need a second stand-in noun, “Chicken” (another intrinsically funny animal name) works well and in some cases even better as a stand-alone.
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The Chicken Of The Baskervilles
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Chicken?*
And of course, another famous book that once was difficult to entitle by its author(s) comes to mind:
"The title page had many titles on it, crossed out one after another … Here Bilbo’s hand ended and Frodo had written:
THE DOWNFALL
OF THE
LORD OF THE HAMSTERS
AND THE
RETURN OF THE CHICKEN"
All this guinea pig talk might prompt a legal scholar to ask: Cuy bono?
The Shadow over Hensmouth
Imprisoned with the Poultry
The Strange High Coop in the Mist
The Quest of Chanticleer
The Horror at Rhode Island Red Hook
The Capons of Ulthar
The Leghorn Fear
The Crow of Cthulhu
The Plucking of Juan Romero
Pickman’s Mud Hen
The Cock of Charles Dexter Ward
Colonel Sanders: Re-Animator
Shouldn’t that be When a Man loves a Gerbil ?
. . . we know the worth of duct tape!
It prevents explosions . . .
One of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ John Carter of Mars novels is entitled “Synthetic Men of Mars.”
Guinea Pigs and Prejudice
Fear and Guinea Pigs in Los Vegas
Hamsterberry Finn
Post #18. Although I took the other alternative
9 1/2 Wheeks
All small rodents are amusing. I just had to represent.
God-Guinea Pig of Dune
Time Enough for Hamsters
(or alternatively) Hamsters Enough for Love
The Lion, The Witch, and the Hamster
Lady Chatterly’s Gerbil
Bring me the Hamster of Alfredo Garcia
Actually, I think “The Hamster, the Witch, and the Wardrobe” conjures a more amusing mental picture.
Remember, he’s not a tame hamster!