No one has bothered to Pit JamesQueue? Sigh. Fine, I'll do it.

[silenus]

Any bets on whose sock it is?

If nothing else, it’s posts give us something to riff on when the board is slow.

[GrandWino]

Diamonds02? She would have to start it before her ban, but something about the drive-by inflammatory posts feels like her.

[kayaker]

@Bob Ducca

Diamonds02? She would have to start it before her ban, but something about the drive-by inflammatory posts feels like her.

Good call.

[EmilyG]

If he’s a troll, why do we still keep him around? (i.e. why has he not been banned yet.)

[Czarcasm]

@Miller

You should probably try to avoid comedy in the future, given how badly you suck at it.

“Suck”?:rolleyes:

[voltaire]

@JamesQueue

I just discovered this place called ‘The Pit.’

@voltaire

Bullshit.

You’re laying it on a bit too thick - nobody’s buying it. Try some more subtlety with the next one.

Heh, upon a reread, I just caught something even more conclusive. He says he *just *discovered “The Pit”… but it’s actually called “The BBQ Pit” and only people already familiar with it would know that it’s aka “The Pit.”

Sock-troll FAIL!

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

If he’s a troll, why do we still keep him around? (i.e. why has he not been banned yet.)

Mods have to check his microchip to see if his owners can be located.

[R3d_Anonymous]

Nice find, voltaire.

[kayaker]

LamesQueue rhymes with cashew:eek:

Heh. It’s a typo, but LamesQueue absotively works.

[Smeghead]

@JamesQueue

I just discovered this place called ‘The Pit.’ I thought I raised some worthy issues, an example being the disproportionate crime rate of African-Americans (a statistic backed up by official government record keeping.) Why is pointing that out, unacceptable?

Yes, yes. We’re all totally fooled by your innocent act, I assure you. DO keep it up. It’s ever so entertaining, and not at all tiresome, predictable, or boring.

[dropzone]

@EmilyG

If he’s a troll, why do we still keep him around? (i.e. why has he not been banned yet.)

I don’t know. I thought this pitting would not have been needed since he should’ve been banned long ago.

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

Mods have to check his microchip to see if his owners can be located.

Okay, you win this and all future threads.

[Ambivalid]

Very unenthusiastic pitting of someone I don’t know and have never heard of, plus I couldn’t be bothered to open any of those linked threads, or finish thi

[Toucanna]

Meh…

Originality = 0 points.

I’m starting to suspect there’s a website where lazy and minimally creative wanna-be trolls find “outrageous” boilerplate text they can copy and paste to message boards. DNFTPlagiarist.

[Toucanna]

[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]
Mods have to check his microchip to see if his owners can be located.
[/QUOTE]

The bio-hazard lab called. They do not want their lab rat back.

[InternetLegend]

For the past week or so, every time I’ve opened yet another stupid, trolling thread started by this tool, I’ve thought idly about starting a Pit thread, but couldn’t motivate myself to do it. Thank you, Smeghead, for taking the bullet - it had to be done.

[Miller]

@Czarcasm

“Suck”?:rolleyes:

Homophobe!

[BigT]

Come on people! Don’t let him know he’s failed. It’s more entertaining if he thinks he’s good!

[Cheshire_Human]

Shut up, BigTard.

[Der_Trihs]

@Toucanna

I’m starting to suspect there’s a website where lazy and minimally creative wanna-be trolls find “outrageous” boilerplate text they can copy and paste to message boards.

Probably. I’ve heard of “troll forums”.

[Nava]

@Bob Ducca

Diamonds02? She would have to start it before her ban, but something about the drive-by inflammatory posts feels like her.

Stupid enough, but this one writes somewhat more coherently.