Yeah, it’ll make things interesting, all right…
“Honey, can we…”
“NO!!!”
“How about if we just …”
“NO!!!”
“Okay, would it be okay if I just …”
“For God’s sake, no! no!”
“Dammit! I mean… I love you!”
A month?
Dear God. I start involuntarily humping stuff when I go more than a week.
Do night dreams count?
Okay, am I undersexed or is everybody else in here oversexed? 'Cause hubby and I generally go several months between shags. Orgasms, whoopee. Seems like an awful lot of work for, what, 15 seconds of exquisite muscular contractions? Feh. I’d rather be sleeping.
I haven’t tried such an experiment for a few years, so it might be different now that I’m older, but I seem to recall punching out a door on the fourth (and last) day of my last journey into the wonderful world of anorgasmia.
Good luck.
You’re undersexed. 'Course, so am I…[sub]in that I don’t get as much as I’d like[/sub]
Geeez ,
Don’t most couples wait till after marriage to stop having sex?
Humm… you’d rather be sleeping than having sex? Trying to wrap my brain around this one, but it’s a mite slippery . . .
Congrats on the wedding!
[sub]Can a man actually go a month without masturbating??
really???[/sub]
Hubby and I both work nights and our youngest isn’t in school yet so we take turns napping during the day a few hours at a time. When I finally get a chance to crawl into my bed I mold myself to it and mumble sweet nothings to the mattress until I conk out.
“Nice bed, good bed, I love you my bed, you’re so good to me my bed…”
Hm. I guess that’s kind of weird.
re: the OP, I’ve heard of this on some talk show or another; I believe they called it “re-virgining”. Good luck with it. Just think, only a month to go and then 50 or 60 years of enjoying each other in ways that are banned in 20 states. 
I feel like a man on death row, waiting for the end.
“Dead man, wanking,” is what I keep hearing - I’m a man on borrowed time.
Only 15 more hours 'til I am condemned to a month of no orgasms. I’ve been having them since I was 12 - my how I’ll miss 'em.
So you’re a woman, right? Apparently you’ve never learned about multiple orgasims. My best friend (who is a lesbian for what it’s worth) tells me she and her girlfriend go for hours with one Big-O after another. She’ll quite readily give up sleep and she used to sleep 12 hours at a time in college.
No, no way. Your peenie will explode. Or it’ll shrivel up from lack of use. Then you’ll have to pee like a girl. You can trust me, I’m a doctor. Well, I’ve been to a doctor.
Yeah, what’s the deal with “not even masturbation”? You’re getting married, not appointed Pope 
“Not even masturbation” for a month? Heh. Someone will be lying (and I don’t mean in bed) by the end of that month…
Other than that, congrats and much success on the marriage!