The biochemist/cell biologist in me is screaming in pure outrage right now.
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Finally I just let her sleep, warmed a chuck roast in my microwave, and had my way with it. Unfortunately my date awoke and walked in mid-act. We didn’t really see each other after that.
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You know, pastrami is the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.
So, a turkey baster is right out?
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What’s the only kind of meat that nuns are allowed to eat on Fridays?
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Risotto?
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Q: If vegans consume no product of animal origin, does it follow that vegan females, or gay vegan males don’t allow baby batter to enter their mouths?
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I think not.
Here’s my reasoning.
In his article on placentaphagia, Cecil relates that:
Which relates back to part of the original question.
So, if placenta is OK, semen must fantabuloso! Not only does the supply not entail the penning, branding and eventual slaughter of the animal, they actually enjoy providing a nutritious snack.
BTW, some straight, vegan men might enjoy, er, baby batter as well, but that’s a topic for a different thread.
Have those vegans ever stopped to consider that the bodies of the moo-cows and birdies and little piggies and other dead animals that people eat are made up of plants?
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You know, pastrami is the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.
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Well played!
As a man, I do have to say I enjoy baby batter. Nothing like it for making little baby pancakes. Except around here we call them silver dollar pancakes.
If you didn’t like that, there’s an untapped Babe Ruth joke floating around in here.
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From Michael Quinion’s “World Wide Words” ( World Wide Words: English Language Evolution & Word Origins):
let the wisecracks begin.
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I couldn’t be prouder than to be labeled “Carnisexual”. Now to go to an amusement park and pick up a tattooed ditch-hippie chick to make the scene complete, and then finish it all of with fried pig ear on-a-stick.
Wha?
I think it’s just another part of the whole pleasure-denying trip some vegans are on.
I support people being vegans because they don’t want animals killed, but deep down, I think that for a few, it’s some form of self-hatred or something. Same thing with people who jog till they’re stringy or are workaholics.
Liberal talk-radio gal Randi Rhodes doesn’t call gay women lesbians anymore. Most of them have never been to Lesbos. They’re Vagitarians.
Clearly, some form of vegetable-based condom is needed. A leekskin? Some kind of tuber? A love clove?
And BTW, what do vegans feel about Venus Flytraps?
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Clearly, some form of vegetable-based condom is needed. A leekskin? Some kind of tuber? A love clove?
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Warning: Not Safe For Work. If it doesn’t freak people out, it will give them a laughing fit.
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Here you go
Warning: Not Safe For Work. If it doesn’t freak people out, it will give them a laughing fit.
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It says on their entrance page that they sell vegan condoms, but I can’t find them anywhere in their catalog. 
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Here you go
Warning: Not Safe For Work. If it doesn’t freak people out, it will give them a laughing fit.
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Apparently, the only vegan-approved kink is S&M.
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Apparently, the only vegan-approved kink is S&M.
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I suppose bestialty is right out. Unless they really love animals…
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Have those vegans ever stopped to consider that the bodies of the moo-cows and birdies and little piggies and other dead animals that people eat are made up of plants?
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Course not.
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Here you go
Warning: Not Safe For Work. If it doesn’t freak people out, it will give them a laughing fit.
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I should no longer be amazed at what is on the internet, yet I am.
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I think it’s just another part of the whole pleasure-denying trip some vegans are on.
I support people being vegans because they don’t want animals killed, but deep down, I think that for a few, it’s some form of self-hatred or something. Same thing with people who jog till they’re stringy or are workaholics.
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Literally, it’s that they (moral vegetarians/vegans) consider themselves no better than the worm in an apple. Altho why the worm is better than the apple, I don’t understand.
For some, I’m certain, the real roots are in self-loathing. For others, it’s a desire for (faux) moral superiority. There are better ways to be better.
Vegetarians who base their philosophy on nutritional or esthetic grounds are less likely to go all the way.
to vegan, I mean.
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Clearly, some form of vegetable-based condom is needed. A leekskin? Some kind of tuber? A love clove?
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Latex comes from plants, boyo.
Well, they wouldn’t have sex with them.
Which somehow reminds me of an old TV show.
A further question. If all animal products are disallowed, do vegans refuse to breastfeed? Or are babies who refuse the breast vegans from birth? And what about adult vegans?
And what about milk baths?
And, does a vegan refuse to have a carnivorous pet? Or just to have sex with them?
Gee, Most people just get married so they don’t have to put out any more…