Why does it hurt when you pee? And I do mean you…
There are some in the dishwasher.
Now where is my tea?
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Life is shiny.
No subject.
No object.
No oppressor.
No oppressed.
No shirt
No shoes
No service.
No phone, no light, no motor car, not a single luxury.
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No way, Jose.
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Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
Do not read this sentence.
Don’t read this one either.
Nothing matters, and what if it did?
THATS IT !!!
I’ve had it with all of you…
I’m getting my uzi, and at the count of three,
you guys are getting it !
ONE…
TWO…
OOOOOH !!!..COOKIES !!!..
You’re firing cookies?
And what does that have to do with nothing? Or does that just have nothing to do with it?
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And I’m surfin’ through the SDMB on a Thread With No Name
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There is a spoon.
I poked a badger with it.
I’ve now used this joke in two different threads tonight. I feel somehow quite proud.
No spoon? No badger?
No way!!
Damn. I thought I had cookies disabled.
[Cookie Nazi]
NO cookies for YOU!
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I’m still sucking my boobies. :o
Everyone knows this is Nowhere.
Nobody knows this is Everywhere.