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I was first going to try to come up with one for each forum but, well… couldn’t.

Nonetheless, here are a few:

Café Society: The Spice Girls Appreciation Thread. Counting the Days til Their Glorious Re-Union Tour

GQ: Desperate Here! Can’t Think of a Third English Word that Ends in -gry

BBQ Pit: So What if Alcohol Makes Me Tone Deaf, I’ll Karaoke as Much as I F*cking Want To

IMHO: Advice Needed: Who Else Served Spam at Their Wedding?

Cooking the Jeffrey Dahmer way

/rubes ducks and runs

The Secret to My Successful Dating Life by Superdude

Smell this!

prove 2 me isrel is rong

Does this look infected to you (link provided)?

Tiny Moon Anomolies Found!!!

MY KEYBOARD CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPS.

Ask the white, middle-aged, middle manager guy!!

Was Israel behind 9/11?

Well, speaking from experience, I posted one in cafe society called Tomahawk, the new supergroup? Abso-frickin-lutely no one replied. NO ONE. It was so bad it was apparently selectively destroyed, or it was part of a board crash.

This apparently is not easy to do. I am either to be shunned or admired.

I got my first hemmorhoid today! (link provided)

Who else thinks that plain white rice is the tastiest food in the world?

Who else craves young boys?

Come Watch Me Lance My Carbuncle!

Does anyone else get hot over nursing home patients?

How can you tell whether it’s a tick or a chigger when its head is buried in your arm?

Do any other farm animals get felched?

jayjay

Screech from Saved By the Bell–Misunderstood Genius

Richard Simmons - sex symbol!

“Please use descriptive titles when starting threads”

Of course, I can cheat.

GQ - “Does flushing the meth when the cops barge in count as possession?”

GD- “Gravity. What’s the deal?”

Cafe Society - “Bay City Rollers appreciation thread.”

IMHO - “C’Mon, admit it - who’s had sex with their sisters?”

MPSIMS - “My best belch ever”

BBQ Pit - “Those Smurfs are so mean!”

Cafe Society – “Scooby-Doo The Movie” appreciation thread

Phyllis Diller comeback tour information

Harpo Marx’s Memorable Quotes (alright, maybe one in this thread)

This one’s kinda kinky. Course then again I don’t have any sisters.

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The Buffy, circumcision, gun control, what’s-yoor-porn-name, words ending in -gry thread

MPSIMS: The telephone book can be really funny. (kinda long)

IMHO: What’s the best brand of pocket protectors?

GQ: Besides holding papers together, are there other good uses for paper clips?

IMHO: do these colors go well together? (download this 20 gig image of my shirt and pants and let me know)

GD: toilet paper: should it come off top or bottom of the roll?

Cafe Society: A question for people who, like our president, agree that “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” is their favorite book.

Let’s do a reverse pile-on!