Haven’t seen this in a little while. It’s usually fun.
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[li]“So, have you ever killed anyone?”[/li][li]“The SDMB Social Security Number Index”[/li][li]“Are you a convicted sex offender?”[/li][li]“Dick Cheney in '08! Who’s with me?”[/li][li]“Married Dopers: Ever cheated on your spouse?”[/li][li]“Pinch a loaf. Describe your visual results.”[/li][/ul]
Actually, I think all of those would get the most replies.
“I got a kitten! No pics now! In fact, no pics ever!”
I’m a “nice guy” with no real personality who believes all girls only go for jerks. Why can’t I get a girlfirend?
ゆいおまほへごづぱぽ！
:d
“Where can I buy heroin?”
Venereal disease sufferers: Check in!
“Say, anybody want to critique my novel?”
“Mods, why was Cecil Adams banned?”
_______ is a fucking troll! (instant lock down, no replies if caught soon enough)
Bestial porn, a victimless crime?
Why I like Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Peer to peer file sharing for dummies (forbidden subject)
Cars that look like peoole from my past
Why I wish I was even lamer
The Whore of Blimps, a fucking tragedy
If Showgirls were written, dierected, and filmed by someone else
Who’s up for a North Dakota Dope fest?
How to bait lame ass shit for brain posters (lockdown)
If you could brutally murder any one person and get away with it, who would it be?
How the hell can .9999999999999999999… = 1 ?
Suppose we the treadmill out of jello this time?
Wet farts. Modal ontological proof of existance?
Fill in the missing words in my previous post
OMFG, the sequel
I miss Hitler…
This thread title links to a kewl virus!
Actually we’ve had some long and informative threads about herpes and other STDs.
Hell, I could see this one being Threadspotted.
“Do you like worms?”
Funniest “Family Circus” Ever?
An ugly kitten, at that.
On a board where a thread called “a” gets hundreds and hundreds of posts, I can’t fathom any thread not getting at least a few responses.
[sub]Except, that is, for one or two threads I started…[/sub]
Nah, that thread would be full of people cajoling the OP for kittypics.
“I just watched this obscure 50 year old movie nobody has seen”
“Why I am a total loser. (long)”
“Is it weird to be attracted to my sister?”
“If you had to wipe out one ethnic group, which would you choose?”