** Pabilto ** Paper clips can be used to hold clothing together when buttons pop off. I keep a box of colored ones in my desk drawer at work for just that purpose.
Cafe Society: Discuss the differences in the three Japanese Phantom of the Opera CDS.
“Secret Santa Urine Swap”
I don’t know, but it seems you guys are providing thread titles that would receive few positive responses. Lord knows the Teeming Millions have an opinion to share on almost anything.
And frighteningly enough, threads about infected body parts and unhealthy secretions tend to be quite popular, at least by the ones who start them and a small group of digital rubberneckers.
Fortunately for the ones who have to check all content, often links to glorious pictures are provided. :rolleyes:
I wish they got 0 replies. Trust me.
MPSIMS - “My bleeding canker sores become inflamed after I share a night of drugs and sex with my syphilitic 3-legged German Shepherd - warning possible TMI”
IMHO - “Submit your kitten recipes here.”
MPSIMS - I came home from work, watched TV, then went to bed.
GQ - Did Marilyn Vos Savant ever apologise to Andrew Wiles?
That last one is from personal experience
Well, if we’re talking real threads, my “I hate Mondays and First Monday”, my commentary on that lousy Supreme Court drama, sank faster than the Kursk, and with less fanfare.
A discussion, comparing the macro-economic thesises of Dr. Stupidblah and the lesser known works of Dr. Whogivesadamn.
Coprophagics: Post Your Trail-Mix Recipes Here!
“Your favorite aglet”
“Can you guess what I had for lunch?”
“The Emergency Broadcast System appreciation thread.”
I posted a short story in MPSIMS a few weeks ago called Chatterbox.
Not a single response.
Damn right you cheat. Not only do you lock the original thread, you lock any thread anyone else starts that might deal with that particular subject. 
MPSIMS-Afterbirth collectors corner
“Zero word post”
Although it may get one reply from a mod before closing it. “Not again!!!*”
- Note the 3 exclamation points.
“Hey everybody! Let’s discuss the “Hankbook of Inter-Rater Reliability” by Kilem Gwet.”
oops, that should be ‘Handbook’
I think a more interesting thread would be “Posts that are Guaranteed to get Zero Views.” I mean, if the ones with no replies are bad, imagine the ones that nobody even bothers to look at? (Yes, the poster’s view will count 1, but you know what I mean.)
GD: Square room or rectangular: A question of spacial profiling?
I really, really, really wanted to reply, though. I misread it, and swore it said “Please use deceptive titles when starting threads” so I was left thinking, there’s one mod who’s gone around the twist… 
Cafe Society: Interpreting the optional burden damage rules in Broadswords and Beasts, fifth edition
Great Debates: The december appreciation thread
MPSIMS: My canker (photos included)
Ummm yeah - that is one I would vomit over. I almost wish I didn’t know the definition of felch. Assuming it is the same as what I was told…