No thanks, I'll take my chances with the psychopath.

[Czarcasm]

@Morgenstern

I pretty much wrote you and your opinion off as nothing more than twaddle when you posted this.

** Czarcasm** did say “The National Enquirer is currently known for getting their stories straight.”

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15264486&postcount=81

Which was followed by this:

@carnivorousplant

Surely you jest.
And Williams is on my Death List, and TNE reported him to be dying last week with his family around him. Apparently he is still performing.

Well, guess what:

@Wiki

On July 14, 2012, Andy Williams left hospital as the cancer had spread across his body and returned home to Branson, Missouri to enjoy the rest of his life peacefully.