…for complaints.
I’ve had a bill for £200 that arrived not all that long after I’d paid the previous one, so I thought I’d make them wait as it was pretty near Christmas.
The money was put to one side, today I decide I’d better get this weight out of my mind and pay it off.
The auto-phone whatever system kicks into life, and informs me of my balance £0.00, wtf???, must be something wrong here.
Call again and get an operative, upon whom no blame can be apportioned. Turns out that what I have, that looks identical to a bill and has instructions for payment, including a bank payment slip, is not actually a bill at all. This letter is telling me to call in my meter readings or this will be amount of the next bill.
I read this letter a few times, nope, still don’t see it - perhaps I’d better get on and do that English grammer course I keep meaning to do. I read it out aloud to the operative, her translation is exactly the same as mine, maybe we are both needing the English grammer (I tend to write too passively and split some participle and other stuff I can’t put a proper name to).
Absolutely nowhere on the letter/bill does this mention that no payment is to be made, sure looks like a bill, wording says a payment is to be made, and how to go about it.
I ask about previous bills, perhaps I’d already paid it and forgotten, (Yorkshire folk do not tend to forget money so I kind of doubt it) Nope, there is no amount that remotely resembles the amount on this…er… unbill, notbill, billessness (c’mon help me out here)
I then enquire when my next bill is due, turns out this is a couple of weeks into March, which means that between bills I have a period of 5, nearly six months, and these are winter months too - effectively 2 bill amounts in one go. That will be a tidy sum.
Why is this happening? Dunno, and neither does the operative and so, feeling like an extra from a comedy show I state,
“I wish to make a complaint”
Why have I been sent a bill thingy which isn’t? why has the billing period been changed, doubled without any notification? and why do you expect me to provide you with meter readings when you employ staff whose role is to do nothing else?
There is little vitriol here, no swearing at an unfortunate drone, but at a time when energy prices in the UK are reaching wage escape velocity during a year when most folk here haven’t had a pay rise in the last 12 months and the prospect of very little over the next couple of years, you might think that megacorp would consider their public relations.
They are going to call me back, complaint has been officially logged. Lets see what happens.
regards
Dave of the unbilled