Just Gayer. 
Gay?
Gayer?
Gayest?
Gayeriffic!
Homebrew, there’s just no delicate way to say this. What you need there is a colon.
Wait – actually a dash might be better.
(Why do the same fundamentalists who think gays are unholy nevertheless support snake handling and speaking in tongues? Sounds like a conflict to me.)
Mangetout, as soon as that line is free, could I use it to download about 300 pages of Bible prophecy pages, which I will then print in color for no reason?
How on earth did you do that?
Esprix
Either he’s a Savant, extremely patient or has some neat software.
I’m working on an offline message board formatting previewer (that also has some auto-formatting functions); there’s a thread in ATMB about it (it works OK, but there are problems with the install at the mo).
I’m afraid you’ll have to wait in line behind the three sales reps that are huddled around the ‘internet machine’, giggling, looking furtively about and entering their email and credit card details at porn sites.
Oh and the typist has some funny screensavers to install on it, only about twelve or thirteen of them.
Least I saw the thread where that eye catching sig was born. I was thinking about doing a color sig, but it would pale compared to that.
Damn you! 
Its really, really sad, but people have actually said those exact words to me before and I think they meant it.
Oh, just one more thing… Yes, I’ll be happy to read the entire user manual for you; would you like me to scour the online help too? No, there’s no need to move out of your chair, I’ll just lean uncomfortably over the desk.
Oh and another…
Yes, of course I can print out a website for you; which page?.. oh, all of it, fine, that’s just fine.
And another; coming thick and fast now (but more thick than fast)…
Your email messages are all gone?..You deleted them you say?..But you want them back…Well, look in your 'deleted items fol…You deleted them from there too?..Are they gone?..Yes, I’m afraid they are gone…Can I get them back?..no.
No, you’re right, I suppose that isn’t good enough, but it’s a fact nevertheless.
What is it you were trying to do?..Oh, you sent them to your other account, then deleted them…well, in that case, you might b…But they never arrived…Well, have a look in your sent items fold…you deleted them from there too?..AND you deleted them from the outbox too?..well, you’re nothing if not thorough, but you see, deleting them from the outbox just might be why they never made it to your other account…
Can I get them back?..no…Hmmmm, I’m starting to see a pattern here
Jesus. Thick is definitely an apt word.
I choked when I read this. Damn you… Choking made me cough so hard that I now have a headache. I hope you get kickback from the folks at Aleve.