NO, you can't do that! CAN'T!... CANNOT!...do you understand?

No, you can’t send a fax from the fax machine at the moment because the bloody ‘stand alone email machine’ that you insisted on having, shares the same line and it is currently sending all your emails with unreasonably large attachments…

NO!, you can’t take a copy of the stock and sales system home to work on it, NO… it’s not that I don’t want you to (although that may become the case shortly), it’s that it consists of an NT network running SQL server and serving an enormous database…NO! it won’t even fit on two floppy disks!

NO, it isn’t possible to link up this office with the other one several miles away because, well, because for one thing, you won’t let me connect our network with the outside world and also there’s only one line going out of this building and **AS I THINK I MAY ALREADY HAVE MENTIONED IT IS **TIED UP FOR MOST OF THE DAY SENDING FAXES AND EMAILS!!!

No, you can’t…Oh why bother?

[sub]I have had one of those weeks[/sub]

I’m sorry. I get it. I went out and bought another box of floppy disks. It was expensive ($5.99) but I read that many companies are spending that much on IT and I don’t want us to be left in the dust.

I also put in a request for another phone line. You will have to share it with the receptionist but that should be more than enough right?

I’m sorry, but I had to unplug the computer so I could nuke up my lunch. That was ok, wasn’t it???

Wow. That was some intensive coding. But the color gradient is cooooool!

Can you do one for me with the Pride Rainbow colors?

Reminds me of the CDW commercials with Fred the IT Guy. My favorite part is the guy sticking his head in the office and saying, “I’m off to crash the server. Wish me luck!”

Anyway, sorry to hear about your week. Take the weekend off to unwind. And may next week be much better.

Heheheh.

Hey, Fred, there was no room left on the server, so I deleted all the files!

Can somebody get all these idiot faxes and emails off the phone line? My lag time on networked MechWarrior4 is getting me cooked!

My cupholder’s broken!

I bought everybody inkjet printers 'cause they were so cheap at the store! Isn’t that great?

You run SQL server?

This after your confession of shopping at PC World?

I fear we’re going to need a chat.

Look at the pretty colors my monitor makes when I run this magnet over the screen!

Reminds me of when Dilbert’s boss asked him to download the internet on a diskette.

What would you like the text to say?

Also not my choice; the company I work for just bought out one of it’s clients; my job was to transplant their system on our network (whihc was fairly simple) - SQL server, though, is vastly superior to anything that I had previously been allowed to use…

Homebrew, not just for breakfast!

Homebrew, not just for breakfast!

I’ve made it bold because the colours show up better that way; you can modify the font style/size etc by wrapping the whole thing in tags of your choice.
(Also…shouldn’t it be a semicolon instead of a comma?)

Were all these assinine requests from the same person?

And then some.

Now that’s wicked cool! Thanks!

Although now I have to face the fact that God will cast me into a fiery pit for all eternity for helping Homebrew to be gay, or, rather, worse still; *helping *Homebrew to do icky gay things - a sin so heinous and unspeakable that the Bible authors did not dare mention it.