No, you can’t send a fax from the fax machine at the moment because the bloody ‘stand alone email machine’ that you insisted on having, shares the same line and it is currently sending all your emails with unreasonably large attachments…
NO!, you can’t take a copy of the stock and sales system home to work on it, NO… it’s not that I don’t want you to (although that may become the case shortly), it’s that it consists of an NT network running SQL server and serving an enormous database…NO! it won’t even fit on two floppy disks!
NO, it isn’t possible to link up this office with the other one several miles away because, well, because for one thing, you won’t let me connect our network with the outside world and also there’s only one line going out of this building and **AS I THINK I MAY ALREADY HAVE MENTIONED IT IS **TIED UP FOR MOST OF THE DAY SENDING FAXES AND EMAILS!!!
I’m sorry. I get it. I went out and bought another box of floppy disks. It was expensive ($5.99) but I read that many companies are spending that much on IT and I don’t want us to be left in the dust.
I also put in a request for another phone line. You will have to share it with the receptionist but that should be more than enough right?
Reminds me of the CDW commercials with Fred the IT Guy. My favorite part is the guy sticking his head in the office and saying, “I’m off to crash the server. Wish me luck!”
Anyway, sorry to hear about your week. Take the weekend off to unwind. And may next week be much better.
Also not my choice; the company I work for just bought out one of it’s clients; my job was to transplant their system on our network (whihc was fairly simple) - SQL server, though, is vastly superior to anything that I had previously been allowed to use…
I’ve made it bold because the colours show up better that way; you can modify the font style/size etc by wrapping the whole thing in tags of your choice.
(Also…shouldn’t it be a semicolon instead of a comma?)
Although now I have to face the fact that God will cast me into a fiery pit for all eternity for helping Homebrew to be gay, or, rather, worse still; *helping *Homebrew to do icky gay things - a sin so heinous and unspeakable that the Bible authors did not dare mention it.