No! You can't have a pencil, pen, paper, scantron, or borrow my book!

The BBQ Pit
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Merijeek:

I’ve got a copy that I could let go for $75.

'course, if you’re willing to make out with my wife for a while, I guess I could knock it down to $50.

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Sounds like a good deal, but I’m not sure if I want to dicker.

-Joe, rimshot