Noah's Ark - Factually correct

The vast majority of animals do not hibernate. (In fact, technically bears don’t hibernate either. They just undergo winter dormancy.)

As far as how to fit all the animals on the ark and deal with their feeding and sanitation issues?

Clearly the ark was constructed with Galifreyan technology, admittedly primitive tech, but Galifreyan tech all the same…

The ark clearly was bigger on the inside!

Riiiight! What’s a cubit?

Hmm, a cubit. A cubit. Let’s see, I used to know what a cubit was. Well, never mind that, Noah.

I’ll admit it’s not the best link but the basics of finding a boat shaped depression in the ground which showed strong indications of carbon and metals, and even a metal rivet, plus the nearby anchor stones, are certainly NOT HS and should be studied by other archeologists.

Please try and keep an open mind.

Not the best link? That’s putting it mildly. As for keeping an open mind, I’m not going to keep it open enough that my brain falls out. :dubious:

I’ll stick with the Noah’s Ark at Kennywood, thank you very much!

Talkorigins article about the anchor stones.. They were commonly made by pagans, with the holes meant for lamps. More telling, they are made of rock local to the area, not Noah’s supposed point of origin.
Another one on the supposed boat.

As for the visitor’s center, it just means that the Turkish government is smart enough not to lighten up fundamentalist chumps.

That’s going to piss God off more than gay marriage.

Remember people

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.”

The Ordos Hereticus is watching this thread closely.

First of all, it is just a belief that the bible is the word or work of God. If the entire earth was filled to 29,000 feet the only way for the water to go would be to evaporate, The length of time for that to evaporate to 15,000 feet would cause so much humidity The people or animals wouldn’t be able to breathe, then it would also take time for the other 15,000 feet to evaporate, and since the earth is said to be entirely covered with that much water, there would be a lot of water left for the Ark to sit down on Ararat. Plus all the insects worms etc., and plant life would die after being covered with that much water, there is no way a psalm tree would have leaves.There are many other things impossible in the story. There may have been a flood, but only in an area and it was exaggerated to make a nice story.

I would also add that just getting the animals from other parts of the world would be some challenge, and their swimming back to where they came from must have been quite a trip!

I don’t believe the Bible is a historical tale, and I am not religious, but this one can be explained logically: Genesis 1 is chronological, Genesis 2 is a summary.

Like 9/11 can be explained minute by minute, or just say “Two hijacked planes hit the World Trade Towers and they fell, another plane hit the Pentagon, and another plane crashed in Pennsylvania.”

The Genesis “summary” appears to be chronological. Your example is also chronological. Yet the Genesis 2 account doesn’t match the other one, so instead of saying someone made a mistake, you want it to be sequentially garbled.

Why would God be so confusing?

:rolleyes:

I realize that pointing out logical error in these “explanations” is fatuous. But no one in the Old World had seen “corn” (American maize) until after Columbus. It’s like they’re not even trying very hard; they must have no respect for anyone they’re explaining this to.

And I’d like to add that the OP was done tongue-in-cheek.

God exists outside of time. For him, everything happens all at once. No wonder he can’t keep the sequence straight.

Or more likely, he’s just senile.:wink:

You’re forgetting the firmament. We think of a round planet and a sun that is one of many stars spread over a vast distance. We think of the cycle of water between the atmosphere and the earth as being the only way to cause a flood.

The OT was in line with Babylonian cosmology. The universe is water. To create a space for the world, XXX divided the waters to make a space for dry land, which is flat. The pillars of the heavens hold up the firmament, which is holding back the waters both above and below the earth. During the flood, XXX made big openings in the firmament to allow water through. Rain, possibly, comes through smaller holes, under divine control. So after the flood, XXX would have to push water back beyond the firmament, or the ground would have to absorb it, or maybe there’s somewhere underground that all rain goes.

The point is that no one hearing the story back in the day would have thought that the water would need to evaporate or that the only place it could go was into the admosphere. It would drain away, like all floods do, possibly over the edges of the earth, possibly being divinely shifted outside the bubble, whichever way XXX wanted to do it this time.

Oh, and the stars were attached to the inside of the firmament. It was a smaller universe. According to the Tower of Babylon story, the firmament was close enough that there was a danger of building a stone building high enough to reach it.

Poop floats, therefore the ark’s seaworthiness actually improved over time. Why, with enough poop in the hold, it could have hydrofoiled. And given the improved top speed of the hydrofoil, it was easy to zip around to China, Australia etc to drop off the weird exotic animals.

Or God dwells in the Bajoran wormhole.

I doubt that anyone believes that story either. Because some one wrote it doesn’t make it the truth.

Please try to not keep an empty one.