'Nobody knew that healthcare could be so complicated'

Washington elitist policy wonk bureaucratic bullshit, I think you mean.

I hate to break it to you Monty, but I think the problem is nationwide.

Damn you. I’m on the phone trying not to laugh.

This is yugely complicated people. You wouldn’t get it. Sad. There’s numbers, and rules, and insurance formulas, gears, staples, etc. you name it. It’s in there.
But don’t worry, I’ve made a lot of new friends in the insurance industry and they explained to me how it’s going to go down. We made a plan. It’s a great plan. The best plan. I think you’re going to like it.

I’ll summarize it for you now:

“Shit. I know shit’s bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution…Now I understand everyone’s shit’s emotional right now. But I’ve got a 3 point plan that’s going to fix EVERYTHING. Number 1: We’ve got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He’s got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. And Number 3: He’s going to fix EVERYTHING.”

Here’s my favorite part of the article at your link; the very end of the piece:

There’s footage of Trump saying that in the video clip on the page too.

Damn it. I really did mean to type “country”. But, hey, the TM come through to rescue me, with humor of course. :slight_smile:

I love that name. I’m going to use it for him from now on.

Trumplefuck.

But do you really know exactly how complicated it actually is?

Of course, you neglected to quote this bit of the article:

Oh Trump said something? Well that settles it. He’s a man of his word.

Unfortunately, that word is “pussy.”

Had enough comedy gold already

It isn’t complicated.

The USA has a tax system (A), healthcare facilities (B) and sick people ©.

A funds B to treat C…Works pretty well in the rest of the developed world and there are multiple variations on the theme out there to act as models for this. No reinvention require.

The only hard part is the political will to do it.

:smiley:

He’s most definitely not a man of his word.

You know, there was a time in this country when smart people were considered cool… well maybe not cool, but they did things like build ships and pyramids and they even went to the moon.

Paul Ryan: Of course we have a plan, and in the next weeks…months…you’ll find out what it is. :smack:

Would that surprise you?

Why not just cut to the chase and declare war on sick people? I mean, they cost so much to take care of, they want special parking places, and special treatment everywhere– schools, buses, airplanes. They’re so self-centered. With them, it’s just me-me-me, all the time. With no more sick people, we could get rid of drugs, too, and that would solve the drug problem! Yeah! Life would be so much simpler if we just got rid of all of them. Then there would be more money for the [del]rest of us[/del] one percent. Now THAT would Make America Great! :rolleyes:

Look at everything he has done; it’s a war on the working class.

If he makes enough cuts to the EPA, the lack of clean water will take care of a bunch of them.

I’d think most of his voters, when struck with the magnitude of being in the office, would attempt to understand the issues…

No wait, I just realized how insane that is.