Well, yes, I do. But for the record, at 10 after midnight, a nice young editor finally said, “Hey, your eye’s all…” So it took just over 15 hours, but someone finally looked directly at me 
Actually, I hadn’t really thought about what a sensitive issue this might be for people – and that they might seriously get the impression that is knocking me about. So it’s possible that it was discretion/not wanting to hear about it as well as general workday haze.
I shall have to try to teach my battering cat to communicate her desires without resorting to pummeling and toenails.