Noggin Everywhere I Go song game

The Game Room
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Anyone have young children and watch Noggin? If you do, I know you’ve heard the Moose and Zee song "Everywhere I Go.’ It’s really a darling little ditty, with fun lyrics. Here’s a site with the whole song.

Days are the sunniest
Jokes are the funniest
Rabbits are the bunniest
Hives are the honiest
Elephants the toniest
Troubles, they’re the noniest
Everywhere I go!

Of course if you’re like me and have heard it a million times, you start making up horrifying and hilarious lyrics to yourself.

REAL LYRICS:

Skies are the bluiest
Cows are the mooiest
Gum is the chewiest
Ghosts are the booiest

ELLEN SINGS ALONG:

BRAINS are the chewiest
Horses are the gluie-est

Et cetera.

Can you come up with some more clever and/or depraved verses?

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Hm. Nobody? :o

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Donuts are the holiest
Moles are the moliest
Pinapples are the Doliest
Jokes are the LOLiest
The Sun is the Soliest
Soundtracks are the Foliest
Everywhere I go!

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This thread has made Bob Crosby’s “Way Back Home” worm it’s way into my head.

(“Way Back Home” is one of the songs Three Dog spins in Fallout 3.)

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Trees are the barkiest
Lois is the Clarkiest
Sharpies are the markiest
Birds are the larkiest
Dopers are the snarkiest
Everywhere I go!

Garbage is the smelliest
Ex-husbands are the yelliest
Everywhere I go!

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The suits are the zootiest
The boots are the scootiest
The butts are the bootiest
The farts are the fruitiest
The punks are the shootiest
The cunts are the cootiest
Everywhere I go!

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The pimps are the rappiest
The hos are the slappiest
The dances are the lappiest
The tricks are the trappiest
The cops are the happiest
The tazers are the zappiest
Everywhere I go!

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Hee hee. Those are good.