I’d like to give an atomic wedgie to the fucktard who thought that giving a portable noisemaking device to 14 year old boys was a good idea. I’m a little sick and would like to take a nap, and I’m able to block out normal weekend neighborhood noise, no problem. But I dare anyone to try to sleep through the noise of some of these goddamned motorized scooters screaming up and down the street every ten minutes!
We called the cops to see if these things are street legal, and they are, and moreover the minimum age for riding one is 14 years old. WTF? What could they have been thinking? “Hey, let’s give a hideously loud, fast, dangerous device to kids who are at the least responsible age possible!”
Well, they’re riding sans helmets and on the wrong side of the road. If I ever saw Darwin’s Award candidates, it’s these cretins. Hurry up, law of averages . . .