Out of the blue, without me ever asking for it or anything (well, it’s possible I might have said something about the scooter JD rides on Scrubs when we were watching the show) the boyfriend got me a scooter for Christmas. It’s bright yellow, ugly, and Chinese. It pretends to be Italian and calls itself a Viaggio, but we forget and call it the Vagina, and its manual can’t hide its origin. “When don’t use it long before, please too maintain usually it.” What did they use, Babelfish? I feel all nostalgic for the old days of indecipherable manuals.
I’m kind of in love with it. On nice days I do plan to ride it to work, about 2 miles, and hopefully on other in-town trips. It’s, like, 50 ccs, and two stroke - basically a chainsaw with wheels, I guess. Now that Himself has given it to me he’s deathly afraid I’m going to hurt myself on it. He’s giving me very rigorous scooter driving examinations - we started out in my parents’ neighborhood, which has good roads that are really wide, not busy, and have great visibility. Yesterday we tried driving in my neighborhood, where people park on the street and there’s leaves everywhere and the roads are narrow, and also it was dark. That was kinda scary, especially since you can’t see down a dark turn until your headlight turns enough. Also I’m afraid of skidding out on the leaves. But I’m starting to master tighter turns and figure 8’s. I’ve never driven a powered two-wheeled machine before and it’s a lot to get used to. He actually thought about getting me a little motorcycle but decided to get this as a starter step, and now he’s incredibly grateful he did. (“I thought it would be really safe because you’re so careful and cautious, but now that I see how somebody who’s really careful and cautious learns to ride a scooter I want to sell the thing.”) So I’m getting more confident supervised on little streets but I haven’t taken it out in traffic yet.
Also, I have a hell of a time getting the thing up on the center stand. I know I’m wasting energy somehow - there’s a movement that I’m just not getting, I think. I have a heat wrap on my neck right now because I did something awful to my neck and shoulders, which I think was me trying to get it up on the center stand. Obviously I cannot take it to work if I can’t park it myself reliably.
I have a good helmet and a real motorcycle jacket with armor and stuff.
So, I’m sure I’m not the only scooterist? scooter? scootist? on the boards now - I’d like to hear some other experiences, because the only other people around here who drive them are drunks who had their licenses taken away and some college students, and I’ve only heard the students rumored. (There was a front page news story that some of the football team drives them. Whoop de do. There wasn’t some other more compelling story that day? No kitten in a tree?) What kind do you have? How long have you had it? What do I need to look out for on the road? Ever had a wreck? How did it happen? What advice would you give somebody who just got one? How the hell do I, tiny and weak, get the damned thing up on the stand? What else do I need to get?