Nominate the bitchiest character in a commercial

[Clawdio]

Maybe not “bitchy” exactly… but i absolutely hate the new Audi commercial.

The snobby-asshole couple compliment the homeowners’ art, but are aghast when they learn that the homeowners don’t know how valuable the paintings are (they found them in the attic and just hung them up just because they liked them GASP). Then homeowner looks at the Audi and says “new car? pretty cool”… you know, because since he doesn’t know all the window sticker stats off by heart he must be a complete buffoon.

Who is this commercial marketing to? Complete snobs that only buy things because they are a status symbol? … well it is an Audi commercial, so maybe that is who they’re targeting.

[The_Other_Waldo_Pepper]

@Clawdio

The snobby-asshole couple compliment the homeowners’ art, but are aghast when they learn that the homeowners don’t know how valuable the paintings are (they found them in the attic and just hung them up just because they liked them GASP). Then homeowner looks at the Audi and says “new car? pretty cool”… you know, because since he doesn’t know all the window sticker stats off by heart he must be a complete buffoon.

Who is this commercial marketing to? Complete snobs that only buy things because they are a status symbol?

I think the gag is that even folks who don’t realize various paintings are priceless masterpieces still realize the Audi is a remarkably valuable item. (It’s maybe not as clear in this commercial as the one I’d seen before, where the guy is letting his dog chew on a Honus Wagner autographed baseball but is honestly impressed by his neighbor’s car.)

[madmonk28]

When I saw the title of the OP, I thought of the commercial for the calling plan mentioned. It’s like they see a niche in selling products to people trapped in loveless marriages.

Another one that hasn’t been on in a long time was for a real estate firm where the husband is worried that they can’t afford the house and his wife freaks out on him while the agent calms them both done via speaker phone and convinces the husband to buy the house. If I know the real estate market in America, I’m sure that ended well for them.

[Dread_Pirate_Jimbo]

@Soylent_Juicy

The bitch on the Bluetooth at the Beer Store, it think it’s for Bud Light, I could be mistaken.

“Would you like to go to party…giggle…with ME?” and the guy is all like, “Sure!” then he notices that she’s talking on her Bluetooth and she gives him a dirty look. Then again at the cash register when he thinks she’s apologizing. That commercial makes my skin crawl, she’s such a stuck-up bitch.

I would love to slap that chick so hard that her Bluedouche flies out of her ear and smashes into a thousand pieces against the nearest wall.

[JohnT]

@madmonk28

When I saw the title of the OP, I thought of the commercial for the calling plan mentioned. It’s like they see a niche in selling products to people trapped in loveless marriages.

Another one that hasn’t been on in a long time was for a real estate firm where the husband is worried that they can’t afford the house and his wife freaks out on him while the agent calms them both done via speaker phone and convinces the husband to buy the house. If I know the real estate market in America, I’m sure that ended well for them.

Suzanne researched this!

[JohnT]

@Ferret_Herder

Then they finally do go on vacation in the next commercial, to some tropical getaway, and go poolside to discover there’s a crowd dancing and having a good time. The husband starts busting some moves, but the wife scowls, and they get their hotel switched to somewhere more sedate.

I remember thinking “That dress cost the same as this vacation?”

[Soylent_Juicy]

@Philster

Bitch: “What else does the box say?”
Wuss: "The box says, “Shut up, Steve”.

I was going to talk about this one next! The poor guy is just reading about how healthy the cereal is and she’s all, “You callin’ me fat?!” Holy shit, imagine being married to that psychobitch every day.

[Jophiel]

@Dahnlor

There’s the No Food Tax commercials with the mom in a supermarket complaining about how “the government” is trying to “control what I feed my children” by adding taxes to soft drinks and other juices (even flavored water! the horror!).

No, nobody’s trying to control you. You just have to pay more to jack your kids up on sugary drinks. I just want to smack her every time I see that…fortunately it hasn’t been running much lately.

Reminds me of the lady at a children’s party who gets all snippy because another mother doesn’t want soda sweetened with corn syrup.

[control-z]

I don’t see many commercials, but that wild-eyed AT&T rollover minutes mom.

This was a good variation of that theme: ROLLOVER MINUTES - YouTube

[control-z]

@Dahnlor

There’s the No Food Tax commercials with the mom in a supermarket complaining about how “the government” is trying to “control what I feed my children” by adding taxes to soft drinks and other juices (even flavored water! the horror!).

No, nobody’s trying to control you. You just have to pay more to jack your kids up on sugary drinks. I just want to smack her every time I see that…fortunately it hasn’t been running much lately.

Yeah and (predictably) “Americans Against Food Taxes” is not private citizens, it’s the American Beverage Association.

[Agent_Foxtrot]

@amarinth

That series of commercials where the waitress/bartender mocks someone for choosing the wrong beer. What’s wrong with these people?

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! These bitches grate my nerves like nothing else.

Back in January, a poster named Speak to me Maddie! had this to say:
[QUOTE=Speak to me Maddie!]
In the Bud Light commercials I keep waiting for the bar owner to come out and tell the bartender, “Insult another one of my customers and you’re out of job bitch, your job is to sell drinks and make people feel welcome, not to act out the high school frustrations you never resolved.”
[/QUOTE]
My sentiments exactly.

[C.Montgomery_Burns]

That horrible crazed “rollover minutes” lady from a while back wins. No one is more evil.

[Wheelz]

Maybe “bitchy” doesn’t quite fit (and nobody can beat the OP’s example anyway!), but I thought of this thread last night when I saw the commercial with the guy who shows up at a business meeting carrying – wait for it – a pad of paper and a pen! Oh my GOD, what a luddite!! All of his colleages with iPads mercilessly berate the crap out of him. “Sorry I’m late, I was in the 14th century looking for Pete’s pen.” Hahahahahaha!!!

Pete’s reaction is to go on eBay to buy his very own iPad, and I was thinking, he should instead be going on monster.com and looking for a job where his co-workers aren’t all total assholes.