Johnny can’t read because he’s coloring outside the lines while his parents prioritize dotcom as a proactive solution, so we can’t even stay on the same page, much less utilize the metrics of a paradigm facilitator. Read my lips: I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. Where’s the beef? Outside the box. This state-of-the-art catch phrase of the week is guaranteed or your money back, but is it safe and effective? 4 out of 5 designated doctors can’t touch base with a card-carrying tax-and-spend liberal dose of good old-fashioned new and improved math. I pledge to get tough on the mother of all ism-gates, if it takes 110% effort 24/7, and a kinder, gentler New World Order. ICQ in Y2K, R2D2. I pity the fool without any pants on who will drop the chalupa and buy liberty bonds. Uncle Sam wants you surfin’ the net and gettin’ jiggy wid it, no money down! You got that right. 86 that idea, I say let’s punt. When I was your age, KILROY WAS HERE and he never had sex with that woman. D’oh! Is that your final answer? Well, excuuuuuuuuse me, what’s your sign? Here’s a quarter: call someone who cares to eat my shorts, cuz I gotta feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore-- but I’ll be back. Guns don’t kill people, but may cause dry mouth. Got milk? Act now, and no salesman will come to your door, batteries not included. Wake up and smell the coffee, read the fine print: get real, because God is dead and life sucks. Shit happens. Have a nice day and remember the Alamo.
JMcC, San Francisco, JJM’s page from the Bay
If I were a baseball player, and I got beaned by a fastball, I wouldn’t want medical attention. I’d want my limp, lifeless body flung to 1st, cause, dammit, I earned it!
I’m ready to toe the line, keep my nose to the griondstone, keep my head in the clouds but my feet on the ground, and knock boots! Fun for the whole family! It’s an adventure of a lifetime!
Well I was sitting here trying to get in touch with my inner child because I was feeling a little less than today. But thanks to your feedback, I forgot my issues and channelled some awareness to my esteem needs. I feel a lot of love on this board. Oh the humanity!
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