Nominations for best sequential catch phrases....

…of the millennium!

Johnny can’t read because he’s coloring outside the lines while his parents prioritize dotcom as a proactive solution, so we can’t even stay on the same page, much less utilize the metrics of a paradigm facilitator. Read my lips: I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. Where’s the beef? Outside the box. This state-of-the-art catch phrase of the week is guaranteed or your money back, but is it safe and effective? 4 out of 5 designated doctors can’t touch base with a card-carrying tax-and-spend liberal dose of good old-fashioned new and improved math. I pledge to get tough on the mother of all ism-gates, if it takes 110% effort 24/7, and a kinder, gentler New World Order. ICQ in Y2K, R2D2. I pity the fool without any pants on who will drop the chalupa and buy liberty bonds. Uncle Sam wants you surfin’ the net and gettin’ jiggy wid it, no money down! You got that right. 86 that idea, I say let’s punt. When I was your age, KILROY WAS HERE and he never had sex with that woman. D’oh! Is that your final answer? Well, excuuuuuuuuse me, what’s your sign? Here’s a quarter: call someone who cares to eat my shorts, cuz I gotta feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore-- but I’ll be back. Guns don’t kill people, but may cause dry mouth. Got milk? Act now, and no salesman will come to your door, batteries not included. Wake up and smell the coffee, read the fine print: get real, because God is dead and life sucks. Shit happens. Have a nice day and remember the Alamo.

(Applauding and whistling)
Tenn - high five!

Tenn,

I’ll tell you what I think when the room stops spinning!

Yee-HA! TennHipp’s finally figgered out how to wire his brain directly to the computer!

Is that smoke coming out of the machine?

“the devil made me do it”


“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

I’d like to add something witty, but I can’t. My brain is oxygen-deprived from laughing so hard. TennHippie, you rule!

PCW: the devil gets credit for all the good lines.

Where were you when I could still ask someone to father my children?


The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first.

Damn.
Go, Tenn, Go Tenn…!


JMcC, San Francisco, JJM’s page from the Bay
If I were a baseball player, and I got beaned by a fastball, I wouldn’t want medical attention. I’d want my limp, lifeless body flung to 1st, cause, dammit, I earned it!

Thank yuh…thank yuh vera much.
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*“Here I sit, all broken-hearted.
Came to shit, now I’m departed.”

                                  --Elvis

ooops.

it’s late.

Jesus H. Christ in a sidecar, I kiss you!

Well, beat me up, and blow me down!

I’m ready to toe the line, keep my nose to the griondstone, keep my head in the clouds but my feet on the ground, and knock boots! Fun for the whole family! It’s an adventure of a lifetime!


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Duuuuuuude!

Well I was sitting here trying to get in touch with my inner child because I was feeling a little less than today. But thanks to your feedback, I forgot my issues and channelled some awareness to my esteem needs. I feel a lot of love on this board. Oh the humanity!

Wow.

We’re not worthy!

Does your head ever hurt?

Reminds me of Robin Williams in ‘Good Morning Vietnam’

Money

…talks
time is…
…isn’t everything
…doesn’t grow on trees
what am I made of…?
old…
new…
big…
…bags
matters of…
…, Inc.
the smell of…
show me the…
…hungry
…saved
…well-spent
…wasted
…thrown away
throw…at
…markets
takes…to make…
the love of…is the root of all evil

The upper post helps not my learning improvements of English at all. Please to be thanking you for the nevermind.

TennHippie, you GO girl!!