That actually sounds like every college/community theater group I’ve ever been around as well. Most of whom are gay Christians. That play works on so many levels.
Cool, another chance to say YAY MILEY! She’s going to have tons more impact than any has-been-to-be beauty contestant.
She didn’t even have to pay for the boobs. They were bought by pageant officials.
“While her tits were good enough for California, they weren’t going to cut it nationally. You know all those flyover states are used to udders.”
And, naturally, this ad’s already got at least one parody on YouTube (possibly NSFW):
(and no, there really isn’t a Jugs4Jesus for you to donate to)
She answered honestly.
I always find it weird how people think that saying things “honestly” absolves them of negative reprecussions. “Look, I’m just being honest, we all know that Norwegians feed on human flesh”… “Honestly… Hitler was awesome!”
Unreal. Enhancing the “work and will of God” with surgery when you’re already beautiful and all of 21 so that [del]millions[/del]thousands of Miss [del]America[/del]USA viewers will wank to you is beautiful and wonderful but gay marriage shouldn’t be allowed because you and your family have a problem with it. (And again you stupid bitch, if you’re one of the 290 million+/96% of the Americans who don’t happen to live in MA, CT, VT, or IA you DON’T live in a country where you choose “gay or opposite” marriage. Evidently what you’re trying to say is you think it’s great to live in a nation where you can choose what others do even though it’s not a scratch off your SyntheTit jelly. Perhaps you should have just gone further off field and talked about something you actually know something about:
Well. I’m a big ole heterosexual female quakin’ in my boots, a fearin’ those homos takin’ the wedded bliss on account I might be nullified. I don’t know what nullified means means but it must be a sign of Satan. The bible says there ain’t no Adam and Steve, and I believe that. Praise, Jesus.
For God’s sake, Jon, sit down!
(Won’t someone OOOO-pen up a window!??) 
Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
I’m on board with you re: SSM, the evil that is fake boobage, and the pointlessness of Spokes-Barbies. It is a tad surprising that a member of the pageant-industrial complex would not have at least thought about SSM, since she probably has met one or two gay people in the course of becoming Miss California. If she really wanted to win, she should have coughed out a non-controversial non-answer. I think she was trying to do that and failed. The whole point of being Spoke-Barbie is to not embarrass the sponsors!
No, tell us how you really feel. Don’t feel you have to spend too little time and space on my account!
Excellent point. Gays manufactured her, they can dismantle her. They can start with a spackle knife.
She’s obnoxious and disliked.
I am disappointed at the level of technology installed in her. First, her CPU is far too small to handle all her peripherals. Second, the newest headlight technology steers them to precede you in a turn, and I saw no evidence of that in her pirouettes. And she appears to have the high beams permanently on, possibly blinding oncoming traffic.
I can only hope her IO portals aren’t hopelessly huge and antiquated, but the odds are not good.
She’s very pretty. I’m sure she’ll have no trouble finding an “opposite” to marry.
I’d hit it.
See, now I heard NOM is going to become a subsidiary of People for the Liberation of Unborn Multiple Embryos, thereby becoming NOM de PLUME.
Get her in a 69 position, and you’ve WON!
Oh, well played, sir!
::golf clap::
You know how I know we’re geeks?
I wrote “NOM” on a scrap of paper and flipped over to make sure it transposed correctly. :dubious:
I saw it. Came on right after the Washington Journal call in show.
That’s because under the Bush Administration he would have been Secretary of State for Teh Gay. Reporting to the Secretary of Health and Human Services.
Ah. Thank you for explaining the joke. :smack: