Well, curling is a bullshit sport, but Canada’s definitely better at it than we are.
First poutine and now this. I have to warn you, if you ever come visit:
You’re in for some very passionate conversations where people will politely express the opposite opinion.
Curling is a sport fit for gods and goddesses. And I’m as American as Uncle Sam eating apple pie on the Fourth of July!
You’re going to have to drop the “ice” and just call it “hockey” if you ever want to pass for a Canadian. 
“Well, that’s your opinion. I’m not sure I agree with you.”
“And here’s my friend Freddy, who doesn’t have to be polite because he’s American. He’ll tell you what we really think!”
Utter nonsense! I’ve had Canadian maple syrup. I’ve had Canadian maple syrup that actual Canadians assured me was great stuff. I still say Log Cabin and Aunt Jemimah are better. No ifs, ands or buts.
S’funny…I thought it was an Irish whiskey.
And you’d have that as a main meal?? 
Dang - youse are hard core.
Well, we all know what big boozers all Canadians are.