Non-traditional Identity Groups

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Ok. For the purpose of this game, a non-traditional identity group is anything that doesn’t have a one word or hyphenated term already describing them - because then it wouldn’t be very non-traditional would it? And you have to feel affinity and sympathy for other members of your group on account of their group membership.

So…genders, nationalities and ethnicities won’t get you any points, and neither would ‘introverts’, ‘petrolheads’ or ‘geeks’. ‘People who can’t sing’ works fine, but ‘people with a “rich inner life”’ is probably secretly just ‘daydreamers’.

My non-traditional identity group is: Clueless Vague People Who Really Don’t Know What’s Going On

What’s your identity group?

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People who wear shoes that look great but hurt.

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Cat lover who dances alone, soul searcher while eating chocolate

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People who would rather read than watch TV

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Exercise Procrastinators of America

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People who are almost always too tired to do the thing they’d be doing if they weren’t so tired.

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Oh, I just thought of another one.

People who can only get to sleep when it’s time to get up in an hour

Yes, there is a reason why that one came to mind just now…

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People who usually wake up confused but when they wake up not confused they are confused by it

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A French artist born in the wrong country in the wrong century.

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Those Who Are All One of a Kind

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Homo Interneticus. I am not a cyborg. A cyborg is a stage of evolution far beyond Homo Interneticus.

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Homo Interneticus are a subset of them.

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Those who pronounce “nuclear” as if it were “nucular” no matter how many times they have been corrected.

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dubious

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Bathroom air guitarists.

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Track team javelin catchers