Nooo, Tippecanoe, how could you fail us?!

As most of you know, every President elected in a year ending in zero, since 1840, has been assassinated or otherwise died in office. (Of the 7 presidents who’ve died in office, 6 were elected in a year that’s a multiple of 20.) The exception that proves the rule being Reagan, who was almost killed.

And now, Bush puts an end to a century and a half of history. Damn you! And to think, you better than anyone had it coming.

Ok, fess up, which doper here got over his hots for Jodie Foster prematurely?

Count your blessings. If he’d died in office, we would never have heard the end of it. Also: President Cheney.

Actually, Reagan would only qualify as the exception that proves the rule if the curse was stated like “Any president elected in a year divisible by 10 who never costarred with a monkey…”

And, having seen The Brave One, I have to admit that I have not yet gotten over the hots for Jodie Foster, nor do I hope to any time soon.

And, of course, at this point, the only benefit from that would be a limiting of the Bush pardons on his way out. And, of course, the lionization of him afterward. No, I’m much happier w/him going off into the brush to wait for history to roundly condemn him.

Plus, there’s that minor difficulty about Bush’s have actually been elected in 2000.

So you’re saying Al Gore should fall over dead sometime today? :smiley:

Good point. We finally have incontrovertible proof he stole the election. Otherwise he would have died in office.

Yeah. I shudder to think how horrible things might’ve been if Dick Cheney were the one in charge!

Atheists everywhere are given pause.

There is still one day left. What a henhouse of chaos that would be if Bush took a bullet and Cheney grabbed the reigns.

Reins – unless you were making the leetle joke? Man, I don’t want Cheney to be President for even one day.

“I only have one day? Okay, we’re going to have to work fast. Get the executioner up here pronto!”

Maybe the curse works kind of like leap years, in that years evenly divisible by 400 are not included?

Sheesh, ever since 1980, we Christian Righties have been fighting to break the Curse by dedicated prayers. It’s obvious- We won!

7 out of 8, actually.

There was his close brush with a killer pretzel.

Nah, I think even the usually-malign fates gagged over the prospect of President Cheney. (Gad, my fingers feel filthy even typing it.)

Looks like the curse is just weakening. Reagan managed to barely survive it, and now instead of Bush getting assassinated via shooting, he gets slightly bruised via shoeing. They just don’t make curses like they used to.

Dying’s easy. Spending the next forty years outside of the bubble and hearing everyone call him the worst President ever is what Bush deserves at this point. That and having to sweat out every four years worrying that the next President might decide to sign his extradiction order.

You w-- . . . wait a minute, is that a confession? I didn’t think you were a Catholic, FriarTed.

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