North Korea May Test ICBM This Weekend

[Tuckerfan]

It’s apparently on the pad being fuelled up.

North Korea appears to have stepped up preparations to test an intercontinental ballistic missile, perhaps as early as this weekend, American officials said Friday.

The move, if carried out, would put the North’s military efforts back into the spotlight and could demonstrate that it has a missile with the range to reach the United States.

I’m not liking the looks of this.

[CynicalGabe]

Sweet!

[Sage_Rat]

Living in downtown Tokyo does have its down points.

Ah well, at least it’s all your’s turn to have North Korea shooting stuff overhead.

[MEBuckner]

@CynicalGabe

Sweet!

Boy, and I thought my reaction* was inappropriate!
*Which was to think of Crimson Tide. “North Korean missiles will have launch capability in 15 minutes.”

[Happy_Clam]

Oh, good, something else to worry about.

Anyone else humming “We Will All Go Together When We Go” right now?

[Ranchoth]

@Sage Rat

Living in downtown Tokyo does have its down points.

Ah well, at least it’s all your’s turn to have North Korea shooting stuff overhead.

Aw, don’t worry…if the worst happens, Uncle Sam and John Bull will send a chorus of screaming Reds to be your slaves in afterlife. An atomic Gochihr to purify the Earth with a grand feast for the nuclear Molech! I can already savor the sweet, leady taste of hard fission! And Darkness and Decay and the Holy Fallout shalt hold illimitable dominion over all!

There. How’s dat for “inappropriate”?

[Sage_Rat]

@Ranchoth

Aw, don’t worry…if the worst happens, Uncle Sam and John Bull will send a chorus of screaming Reds to be your slaves in afterlife. An atomic Gochihr to purify the Earth with a grand feast for the nuclear Molech! I can already savor the sweet, leady taste of hard fission! And Darkness and Decay and the Holy Fallout shalt hold illimitable dominion over all!

There. How’s dat for “inappropriate”?

Well if someone tells me where the giant caves are, I’ll always be happy to go with Dr. Strangelove’s plan:

General “Buck” Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn’t that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious… service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Relax!

THIS is the most likely result of this test.

[Harmonious_Discord]

Thier leader is the person I’ve had marked as the biggest threat in the world, since his father did. The both considered themselves God’s. Every year he extorts stuff from the surrounding countries threating to set off a nuclear bomb to comtaminate their people. He does nothing to help his own people, and they are lefft to starve to death.

[CynicalGabe]

@Harmonious Discord

Thier leader is the person I’ve had marked as the biggest threat in the world, since his father did. The both considered themselves God’s. Every year he extorts stuff from the surrounding countries threating to set off a nuclear bomb to comtaminate their people. He does nothing to help his own people, and they are lefft to starve to death.

In other news, sun rises in East.

[Happy_Clam]

@CynicalGabe

In other news, sun rises in East.

Now the sun itself has allied it with the hideous Orientals! Run, run I tells ya!

[Harmonious_Discord]

Si-fan