Its official: North Korea has threatened to strike South Korea “mercilessly without notice”. Via their FAX machine.
Around The Globe… As We Speak… The Collective Mighty Powers of Every Nation On Earth are AT THIS VERY MOMENT…
…filling their FAX machines with paper.
“Og Dammit…! You get anything Bob!?”
“…Today’s lunch special is a Gyro with white sauce…”
“No, you Idiot! From Kim Jong-un…!”
“Are they new…? Do they deliver…?”
Don’t risk having your sovereign nation threatened with old tired rhetoric! Get the Kim-FAX Today!!!
God Bless our crazy little dictator - he’s a big man in his own country and the laughingstock of all of the rest. I do agree that I would love to get a fax from “The Marshal” to hang on my cubicle wall at work just to prove to my friends that I mean something!
Kim Jong Un is Un Cool! To comment fax me at 555-KIM-DORK
Oh man, I feel old…I knew exactly what you were talking about without having to look it up. I still recall a meeting with a FedEx sales rep telling us excitedly about ZapMail…um, no, we were the payroll department, we couldn’t fax our paychecks to our remote locations. This was back in the day when “direct deposit” meant a clerk - me - writing “for deposit only” on the back of the employee’s paycheck, and mailing it to the employee’s bank along with one of their deposit slips.
