Does picking your nose really make it bigger?
I don’t know. But I prefer strumming to picking. 
If it were true, everybody in the world would have noses the size of Winnebagos.
That’s a good point. I’ll go back to picking now.
If you let your fingers go for a real expedition in there, they might stretch it out a bit or something.
Otherwise, no.
Let’s go on safari
Into my sister’s nose…
(Song heard on Dr. Demento)