Not a Thong Day

This morning I get up and put on my nice Sag Harbor beige linen dress (with a slit up the back) that I’d ironed the night before, and my heels and I’m thinking that I’m looking nice. I get to work as usual, park in the garage on the third floor, take the clear elevator down to the street, and walk up L. Street, around the corner to T. Street and down T. Street, half the block to the building in which I work. I’m thinking, as I’m walking around the corner, ‘my this feels rather breezy’, so when I get into the building, I reach around to make sure the hem of my dress isn’t tucked inside my panties, or whatever.

I discover that the modest slit is now up to my ASS (literally), and my simple cotton panties were being exposed to all of downtown. So, I quickly reverse my course, sneak back up to my car and go home to change my dress, praying the whole time I don’t see anyone who knows me, or worse yet, knows my boss and will call her saying, “I’m pretty sure I saw one of your employees exposing herself in downtown on Wednesday morning.”

Apparently, when I had gotten in the car this morning to go to work, the slit (which was once nicely modest) had ripped and grown exceedly open. (And, since it was lined, I hadn’t put on a slip–the lining which was sewn to the dress had also ripped.)

All I can say is I’m glad it wasn’t a Thong Day.

Cite?

I guess it’s always good to air our your bits every once in a while.

By the way, what’s a Sag Harbor dress?

Tho jutht thing …

Thing a thong …

I already hate myself for posting that.

Brand name!

I had a friend who was pruning a tree from atop a ladder. She’s pruning and pruning, and she notices all the neighbors in the cul de sac are standing at the foot of their driveways drinking beer and watching intently as she prunes her tree.

So she looks down, and notices, to her horror and embarrassment, that her tube top had slipped down to her waist.

It was at that point that SHE began drinking beer. Lots of it.

I had a similar experience a couple of months ago.

The worst is when you wear a thong with a long flowy skirt and the skirt keeps crawling up your butt crack and you have to keep pulling it out. I’ve stopped wearing thongs with my long skirts because of that.

I hate you for beating me to it.

Hmm, that’d make a great ad for Duff beer. PARTY ON!