Salt-n-Pepa: Two rappers are discovered to be double agents for the Russians. On the run, they’re pursued by an enigma called Agent 80s.
Eat Prey, Love:
Predators get together for dinner and romance.
The Expandables:
Famous actions film stars can’t stop eating.
Sects in the City: A comparative overview of the various religions to be found in a large metropolitan area.
YouTube-571: When a Russian nuclear submarine runs into problems, the crew stays calm by watching home movies of each other.
Guardians Of Ga’losh:
These boots kick ass.
Guardians Of Ga’loot:
Can teens save these big friendly people from Evil?
Salt. Angelina Jolie narrates this three-part, seven-hour documentary adaptation of the book by Mark Kurlansky.
I’d watch it. But only if they included a trailer of COD.
K9: The Widowmaker: In an effort to rein in spiraling defense costs, the Russians experiment with a submarine entirely manned by dogs.
Lara’s Soft: Toon Raider:
She’s stolen Freddie The Fox and Screwy Squirrel but can she pull off the ultimate heist: Mickey Mouse?
The Seven Year Bitch:
Is it inevitable that after seven years of marriage your wife will turn into a bitch?
The Appointment: In order to rise in his company, C.C. pimps out Fran and arranges rendezvous with the executives in his bachelor pad.
The Tricycle Thief: The heretofore unknown prequel to Vittorio De Sica’s masterpiece.
All Quiet on the Southern Front: Told through the eyes of several young, jingoistic Arizona Minutemen recruits who become disilliusioned with killing illegals, especially when one falls into the recently built 1,969-mile moat with a dying wetback he just shot.
E.P. the Extraterrestrial: After accidentally killing a young truck driver, an alien becomes the world’s most famous rock star.
Soylent Hill:
“We’re made of people !”
Evil, dead, malformed people, that is.
Yogi Berra:
“If you see just one movie this year, this is definitely one of the movies you should see.”