You know the saying, when someone vehemently refuses something and not even all the something in something would change their mind. “All the tea in China” is the most common variation, “…all the apple sauce in Glückenschabbel” is the Rainier Wolfcastle’s take, Paxman rejected the option of running for London mayor “not for all the eclairs in Paris”.
What’s your favourite variation on the phrase, or one that you’d use? For some reason I like like alcohol variations, “not for all the Scotch in Speyside” is my usual go-to.
love in the world
tea in China
money in the world
nickels in Jupiter
It’s interesting, and sort of touching, that love beats out money. The nickels in Jupiter surprised me, but it’s an apparent reference an online comic called Schlock Mercenary.
Well, there’s Dylan’s verse from “I Shall Be Free No. 10”:
I’m liberal but to a degree
I want everyone to be free
But if you think I’ll let Barry Goldwater
Move in next door or marry my daughter
You must think I’m crazy!
I wouldn’t let him do it for all the farms in Cuba!
Feel free! I’m sure I stole it from somewhere myself - even if, when I was maybe 5, I actually thought Pennsylvania had that name because that was where pencils came from.