Man has visited the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Marianas Trench, just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.
Man has visited the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Marianas Trench, just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.
Man has once visited the Marianas Trench, for 20 minutes, and found out it was covered in a 500-foot layer of salt.
But a local island of theives stole all the salt after they left. They took a red Swingline stapler too.
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Mankind filed a TPS report on the theft. Did you get that memo?
A schoo boy tried to visit Mariana’s Trench in 1960, but he only lasted 20 seconds.
After high schoo, I concentrated on Saline. She was a co-ed. She was one in a million. We went to Yale together. Then, to the moon. She was deep. I only explored her once, for 20 minutes.
In 1960.
Did you know that man has visited the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Marianas Trench, just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes? I swear it’s true. Visit the link.
Inanimate carbon rods and Yale coeds in the same list? What were the odds of that?
Way good, actually, since Yale coeds generally have to settle for carbon rods, since Yale coeds generally take way more than twenty minutes to, uh, well, um, ya know. . . .
[cites: God and Human Sexuality at Yale, Alfred Kinsey, William F. Buckley, Jr. (unpublished 1960 monograph), p. 1069; Girls of the Ivy League, Playboy Enterprises, annual feature, passim.]
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So many spoilers. Is there a conspiracy you are trying to out, or are part of the conspiracy?
But yes, man has visited the deepest part of the worlds oceans, Challenger Deep in the Mariana’s Trench, just once, in 1960, for 20 minutes. The scientists found Yale co-eds, just out of high schoo, partying and drinking margaritas, eating salted pretzels, and “playing” with inanimate carbon rods. They went just once because the lure of these sirens was almost too great to overcome. If man goes back, he may never return, being lured and then killed by the Mermaids of the Challenger Deep.
There must be a conspiracy! The spoilers didn’t make it to my previous post. Someone is trying to keep us quiet!
Oh, sit down and shut up!
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Okay, I will, but only for 20 minutes, in 1960.
thats pretty funny
Wait a minute…you’re telling me that in 1960, Yale co-eds smoked marijuana while harvesting inanimate carbon rods on the moon? For 20 seconds?
No, no NO! Man has visited the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Marianas trench, just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.
To meet the co-eds? I’m confused. 
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Dorothy Parker said “If all the girls who attended the Yale Prom were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit suprised” If all the girls who attended the Yale Prom were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit suprised.
Dorothy Parker died from drinking enough gin to fill the Mariana’s Trench in a twenty minute time period. Once.
The deepest part of Mary Anne’s trench tasted salty to me… but I was only down there for 20 minutes.
Well it was 1960. Hygeine standards were a little different than today. I bet you never tried that again.
Is legion the OP, or does it describe the amount of posts that are going to make up this thread?