Not masturbating can be dangerous to your health

According to wiki masturbating is full of health benefits for both women and women and, in men, can help to prevent prostate cancer.

http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation (broken link some pics NSFW)

I’m healing myself right now!

Don’t do it while typing, you’ll make the keyboard all sticky.

So I assume it be covered by the Public Option?

No wonder I’m so healthy!

I must be really really healthy then.

That’d be the Pubic Option. :wink:

Well this certainly explains my amazing health.

I have the prostate of a mustang.

It does explain why everyone’s eyesight gets worse as they age.

I’m gonna live forever!

It also helps sharpen one’s hand-genital coordination.

pictures Sandahl Bergman standing in a metalic bikini over the governor of California asking “Do you want to live forever?”

Onan the Barbarian Lives…!

Is the OP new? I could’ve sworn I heard about the prostate benefits years ago.

And, may I add, for once, something that feels good is finally good for you. :slight_smile:

Can ice cream and tobacco be far behind?

but but but… you said I’d go blind!

There is medical evidence to the contrary…

I went to my Dr., and he told me that I had to stop masturbating. I told him that it was a healthy and normal thing, heck I even mentioned prostrate health.

He just looked at me and said
“I know about all that, its just I can’t examine you while you are doing it, so STOP!”

Medical evidence, right BACK AT CHA!

Note: neither of these is recommended as lube.

To health! :smiley:

I’m prolonging my life like a motherfuck!

Woooo!