If the guy had money to buy/lease a brand new Chevy, why didn’t he buy/lease a brand new Ford if that’s what he wants?
Something I see as possibly stupid but not “bad”.
Aw, man. I’m sorry, I didn’t see the previous reply when I posted. (That’s what reading in tabs will do to you)
And remember, vanity plates have to be unique. There might be a more legible version of it… already taken. I bet this guy didn’t even see the ford version till someone pointed it out.
Anyhow, still… a surburban offroad?
Count me in as someone who doesn’t think the license plate deserves a Pitting. Taking up two spaces, though, that’s a keyin’ offense.
I thought it was O[sub]2[/sub] Barfed.
No, I don’t know what that means either.
Clearly this aslant parker is a cryptic crossword fan and the licence plate reads “Oxygen Foreign the Bard”.
This one would make the most sense I think. 
Well, you know how, when people almost drown, they end up throwing up some water they shouldn’t have swallowed? Well, with fish, if they get out of water, they swallow some air, and when they go back in the water and get fish-to-fish resuscitation (or “assisted gilling,” as it’s more modernly called), the emergency caregiver needs to be careful not to get a mouthful of O[sub]2[/sub] when the gas comes back up.
That’s my story and I’m sticking with it.
Maybe that should be a clue.
A glow stick is too much. This burns with the triboluminescent spark of a crushed Wint-O-Green Lifesaver.
The crushed LifeSaver would probably offer more brilliance than yourself.
maybe he won the chevy in some contest and was a ford guy? 
hey at least that makes some sense!
Feh. Booger under the door handle.
I know what you mean. I should either close this or send it to MPSIMS, but I somehow can summon the energy to do neither.
Meh. Let TVeb or Giraffe handle it.
I like to think I’m not the dullest tool in the shed, but I can’t even begin to understand how you people are able to decipher license plate acronyms like this one.
I usually don’t bother. I’d never get a personalized plate, but to each his own. At least the state gets more money.
I’m gonna have ta disagree with the “to be offroad” simply because of “a4rd.” The “a” is the catch unless he wanted to be affroad or is a lousy speller.
I think I would have pried the Chevy logos off the SUV. You get to vadalize the car of an asshat and he gets to super glue some ford decals on it. That’s a win/win sitcheeation right thar.
So close it. Or move it. I couldn’t care less so long as you actually do something. Did you not notice post #11 by any chance? Your snarkiness is woefully lacking your skill. I’m saddened and dismayed.
I would never condone vandalism, vigilanteeism, or suchlike…
but I do like to daydream about having a bag of caltrops handy in the ol’ glovebox.
http://www.cia.gov/cia/information/artifacts/caltrop.htm
I’ve seen some good vanity plates in Atlanta, e.g. DDDYSGRL on a convertible driven by a blonde; my favorite was PSSYCHSR.
Speaking of which, while crossing the horizontal obstacle course that is Pennsylvania a few days ago on I-76, I was passed by a car bearing the plate PYROMAN.
Reminded me of a criminal case some years ago (also in PA) where the perpetrator set fire to his mom’s bed while she was sleeping in it, then described it as an act of OUR SON.
But I digress.
Oh, you wanna be an Edsel? 