Well, that rules out everyone except Tom and Poly. On second thoughts, everyone save Tom.
No, he’s out and all. He invented a wife.
Aiya.
So Jin, How YOU doin?
[sub] She hasn’t asked ME not to, yet.[/sub]
It certainly is! They call it a pond, but I have it on good authority that it’s only a puddle!
Yeah, like you’re really a fire engine. 
It sure is getting heated in this thread.
:::unbuttons shirt:::
Uninterested.
That’s what you say now, but once you’ve had Rat, you never go back. 
And even as I know you’re uninterested, I will be in Houston from the 18th~21st. This is an annual, epic party, people coming into town from hundreds of miles in all directions, just to hang with the Duke and his buds. The last 2 days are for recuperation.
sorry to roger your thread, roger.
I pit people who keep sniping and bitching at other people even after they’ve apologized and ceased and desisted their behaviour.
And just to clarify, I have no intention of trying to make any contact with Jin when I am in her city… I’m merely pretending to flirt for roger’s sake (and besides, Jin is not my type…)
Thought I better put that in there after I posted.
You know Jin, I don’t know you from a hole in the ground, and I don’t know what you look like, but you seem to get more than your fair share of that crap. Let this serve as notice that if you ever want to let loose with a ‘fuck off’ to the next creepy come on I wouldn’t think any less of you.
Ubiquitous flirt threads are bad enough, the unwanted advance is just creepy.
There’s a Doper who sometimes posts a whole bunch of crap in a lot of different threads, every day, for weeks at a time, but then without warning or explanation, only posts a little bit of crap in one or two threads over the course of a month. I hate that shit. Be consistent for once, you weaselly bastard!
Now safely ordered.
Stop flirting already!
I guess Van Gogh is overrated for someone who doesn’t know anything about art!
By the way, you’re Pit thread is doing better than mine. (That’s one reason I had to bump this one.) Did you know that you’d also got another mention of the 5 most famous Dopers thread? I was checking to see if I’d got another mention, and lo and behold you’re being described as one of the board heavyweights. I thought people weren’t allowed to post while drunk.
Damn.
Oh well. You are way to young for me anyhow.
I do enjoy your comics and art tho. Keep up the good work.
I already have five rats, thanks. And I like girls. Boy rats just get fat and lazy.
I was specifically referring to roger where he was pretending to fight over me with Dio (or tried to anyway) or some other inane bullshit in a thread a while ago. I’d look it up, but I’m too damn lazy.
I’d think it’s funny the most irritating poster I’ve noticed started a thread for people to anonymously complain about other posters, only I know this is completely contrived because he likes the attention. And yes, I realize I’m humouring him by replying at all. Oh well.
If he goes to bed happy tonight because some bitch he doesn’t know “cared” enough to call him annoying on a message board, I guess I’m a better person than I thought.
Oops. I didn’t mean to harangue you into ordering it. Now if you don’t like it I’ll feel like a putz.
If you insist, big fella.
Hey, no offense to Walden. I was merely pulling your chain as a result of the highly offensive comments you were making about Van Gogh and my very own superb work. (I would put a winking smilie here, but…well, you know…)
Yeah, it finally came to life. Kept me busy most of the day.
Hey, as long as they’re singing my praises they can be drunk, stoned, strung-out or lusting after Angelina Jolie…it’s all the same to me.
Regards, mon frere,
SA
Hey, the penny’s dropped at last. You were having a go at me! I’ve just looked up the relevant thread (my thread about LJ) and I apologise if you thought I was cyber-stalking you. When you asked me to get out of the way so you could deal with D the C, I thought you were joshing.
The thing I like about my f-i-l is that when we first met, his first words to me - and his English is very basic - were “Wah! You are very long!” How can you not help liking I guy like that?
If roger will pardon me for coming to his defense, I would ask that you not be too hasty in your assessment of him. I get quite a kick out of roger, and so probably remember more about his history than I would with most other posters. At the risk of embarrassing him, I must say he is one of this boards most intelligent and interesting posters. It’s too bad you got off to a bad start with him (or vice versa, as the case may be), but he is quite happily married, safely ensconced an ocean away, and probably has a life that is more full, interesting and adventurous than ninety-eight percent of us. He is a superb writer when he wants to be, and he has a superb, albeit quirky, sense of humor. I hope you will not judge him too harshly; his motive where you were concerned was probably more along the line of his wanting to joust with your other admirers rather than in attempting to develop a flirting relationship with you personally.
And he’s English…therefore, compassion, patience, understanding and leniency are very much in order.
Poor guy.
Will you be my agent?