I’m putting this here because I have no objection to it being closed.
But I just thought I’d point out, since it was closed, that it was a parody. I wasn’t actually drunk enough to type that way. I wasn’t very drunk at all.
I guessed it was a sort of parody and I claim my prize. 
It was a bit “mummerzet”, though, so I am now wondering what a typical Isle of Man accent would be like.
Oh well, if I want useless information, I suppose I am in the right place.
Would you perhaps be refering to this IMHO thread? 
It was, in fact, perfectly punctuated eye dialect, I wasn’t fooled for a minute.
But, what was it a parody of? 
Just wondering.
It’s a parody of a drunk being philosophical in a thick cockney accent.
Not sure why.
Ah. Philosophy mixed with the gift of Bacchus. No wonder I didn’t get it.
Anybody else think TVeblen locked the thread so nobody could ask what the heck “congentially” means?