Note to the woman ahead of me at Dairy Queen

Lady, it’s 90 degrees out. Everyone wants ice cream today. Note the loooong line behind you. Is it really fuckin’ necessary to decide that TODAY is the day to get rid of all your spare change? Sloooooowly counting out $4.34 in nickels, pennies, and dimes while 15 people behind you wait for their chance to get ice cream is not cool. Hell, had I not been busy seething with frustrations behind you, I’d’ve paid for your fucking ice cream just to get you out of the goddamn way.

Fuckin’ whore-lapping scum-on-a-festering-ass-pimple bitch.

I can see the scene now, in my mind’s eye…

Ice Cream Seller: $4.34, please.

*(Aeons pass as customer slowly counts out $4.34 in small change.)

(Finally, she departs. Athena steps up with a similar purchase.)*

Ice Cream Seller: $4.34, please.

(Athena courteously proffers a $5 bill)

Ice Cream Seller: Have you got the right money? I can’t change that…

Isn’t it possible that the change was all she had? Maybe she searched through coat pockets, couch cushions etc. so that she could buy her child an ice cream on a hot day.

Honey

It’s the pit, so no, she didn’t have to pay with change. She was just doing it to torture me and all the other people waiting in the heat for our ice cream.

Oh yea, the pit.

Ok, that inconsiderate, change hoarding, fuckin’ bitch. Hey, ranting feels pretty good.
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bullshit. i’ve been poor enough to have to pay for things in small change before, and i made sure to have the money ready when i got to the checkout. even when i didn’t know how much it was going to be exactly, i’d have, say, $4 in change counted out. if it comes to $4.34 then i only have to count out 34 cents.

so either way, that’s a rude thing to do.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

I thougt you were going to rant about someone cutting you off in the drive-through lane while going to get lunch.

Because that’s what I did today.

Don’t look like you’re parked and staring off into la-la land when Jin comes around. :slight_smile:

Sorry it took you so long to get your ice cream. If it’s any consolation, I don’t like the stuff.

You waited in line for ice cream at Dairy Queen? Yeeeeuck.

And what the hell is it with Cold Stone and that damned singing, anyway?