Notes found on a laboratory bookmark

By way of background, I’m a graduate student. I pay my bills by teaching undergraduate labs. Every week, the students turn in their lab notebooks to me, and I grade them.

Well, this week, one of the students had left a scrap of paper in his notebook as a bookmark, at the beginning of the lab to be graded. Said scrap of paper had apparently been previously used to pass notes between him and a friend, and a narrative emerges.

“Hey, red girl just totally checked you out!”

“Red girl is cute. What do I do?”

“Go over and talk to her”

“What should I say?”

“One of her books is ‘fluid dynamics’, that sounds like a physics book. Say something about physics, so you’ll have something in common”
“Stand next to red girl and ask the girl next to her if you can borrow her laptop to look up something for physics class”
“Quick, say something to her, or she’ll think we’re a couple”
Part of me is rooting for this kid (note: I don’t know whether my student is the advice-giver or the one needing advice), and part of me is wondering who this cute red girl is who’s taking fluid mechanics courses.

Fluid Dynamics?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Damn! I never found anything as interesting as that in the lab reports I graded. Usually a lot of ungrammatical sentences and improperly spelled words, and some very idiosyncratic formatting (like the one that started in one corner and spiraled around the page into the center).

In the Engineering school, there was 600 people. 580 Guys, 18 ‘girls’, and 2 untouchables. Wonder if the stats have changed any?

We had a saying for the girls at the engineering school I attended.

[QUOTE=Mines Girls]
The odds are good but the goods are odd
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We had a better ratio than Unintentionally Blank, but it was still definitely more guys than girls. The current ratio is about 3:1 according to this page.

(Elliptical quote “modified” – but only by adding color.
–Good grief! Do I ***have to ***say a quote is modified if that’s the only difference?!)

I’m surprised that no one has suggested this candidate yet.

Since the comic strip had its last appearance some years ago, maybe the characters have been starting to age at something like real-time. :wink:

- Jack

I was guessing that “red girl” meant “girl wearing red”, not “red-haired girl”, but I suppose it could be either.

Mines Mystique - My niece is going to Rose-Hulman, although she was accepted at Mines. This is what the current enginerd girl looks like.

StG

Lemme guess…lots of guys tripping over stuff accidentaly and walking into walls and colums around her huh?

Better tell her to stay the hell away from any open manholes on campus.

Ay carramba what a hottie…

Lets run the percentages, I’ll bet she’s the exception to the rule. :stuck_out_tongue:

And she may be a hottie, but she’s near enough for jailbait for me to ignore. Well, that and sudden instant death from the Wife.

We had a better ratio than Unintentionally Blank, but it was still definitely more guys than girls. The current ratio is about 3:1 according to this page.
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We said the same thing about the guys in our physics classes. :wink:

Angua, I think you and Mines are saying the same thing: It’s something said by the girls, about the guys.

Ah, yes. I got confused with Mines use of “for the girls”! They’re not all odd though!

Bah. Chemical Engineering was 50:50, even the many years ago when I was in college. My current intern says that the girls in ChE now outnumber the boys.

Y’all were just in the wrong Engineering major. :smiley:

We had a better ratio than Unintentionally Blank, but it was still definitely more guys than girls. The current ratio is about 3:1 according to this page.
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It was 11:1 when I started there and ~7:1 when I left. I am glad to see they have continued to reduce the ratio. I remember I went to a (one) frat party there as a freshman, they had invited a bunch of girls from Golden High School. I started hanging around in Boulder after that.

It’s really scary too, my daughter will start attending Golden High in a couple of years. :eek: Well, hopefully it will be 1:1 by then.

Hi colleague! Same spec and numbers here.

Way ahead of you. I had already decided that as soon as I went online I would present this little sweetie.

It’s VERY SAFE FOR WORK, so don’t get too excited.

Ahhoooooooo!

  • Me.

It might have been Dark Phoenix, in which case caution is advised.