Stop waiting until the trash is in SaraCynthiaSylviaStoutesque proportions before taking it out.
Change alarm clock to daylight savings time.
Stop losing watches.
Punch the next French Film Maker I meet for “Le Pacte des Loups”.
Buy a pool table.
Kick out roommate and steal room for pool table.
Create blood and sperm donation schedule to supplement lost income from former roommate.