Popcorn gives me REALLY bad gas.
Write that brilliant idea down before drifting off to sleep, you will not know what it was in the morning.
Your sister is a snob, nothing is going to change that. Do your hair, make-up, and don’t smoke pot before going to meet her. You are subconsciously anxious about seeing her and you will feel stupid and act weird.
The gas station at the north end of your road closes at 9. Stop getting there at 9:30 and wondering why it is so dark.
I tend to live my life in a perpetual state of :smack:. What do you forget to remember?
If I leave a plastic bag within reach of kitties Joey will eat the handles off of it and Oliver will rattle it to wake me up at 5:30 in the morning. Around 5:30 in the morning when I hear that rattle I just know that as I am scooping the boxes later that there will be a long string of poops connected by the handle of said plastic shopping bag.
More often than not, I’ll remember just as I’m pulling in to park in front of my house. Then I have the option of either turning around to go to the gas station now, or getting up earlier the next morning to go before work. Both of which annoy me.
LIBRARY BOOKS! I always, always forget.
Up until a year ago I lived across the street from a library, and STILL couldn’t get them in on time. I keep them by the door…then eventually move them to the car…then maybe a week or two after they’re due the reminder I give myself every day will finally hit me and I’ll drop them in the book drop.
This made me laugh - I am exactly the same. I think I single-handedly support most local libraries with my fines! I even got my degree results withheld due to unpaid fines that I forgot about :rolleyes: I’m so happy my college now just revokes printing privileges!
I always forget to buy toilet paper. It can be quite distressing!
O god!! Thank you! You just reminded me, I have a big pile here which I need to take back. I’m not sure if they are overdue yet, I’m too scared to look.
I remember to buy toilet paper, but always forget to put toilet rolls by the toilet and so one will run out and then I have nothing left to wipe with. Difficult.
I used to do this, until my boss started marking mine as LWOP (leave without pay) so he could approve everybody else’s on the system. He only had to do it once.
Settling back to sit and relax for a moment or two after shutting my alarm off is in fact NOT a good idea. Sadly, I never remember this fact until I wake up an hour late for work.
Oh, and buying a Met ticket the night** before** so that I don’t have to hand the bus-driver a $20 note at 7.15 in the morning which always draws groans and mutters of discontent about having to find the change. Bus drivers are worse than mothers for giving you the guilt-trip-from-hell-treatment.
I frequently forget to take along my insulin when I go out to eat. Also, I can never remember to fiddle with my cell phone until it’s been dead for three days. I only got one last year, I only go out of the house once or twice a week, so I don’t have the habit of plugging in my phone and then unplugging it to take it with me.
I forgot mine so many times, that one time I forced myself to pay for my groceries, load them back into the cart individually, and then load them into the bags in the car once I got to it. I think it might even have been raining. This seems to have cured me of my forgetfulness in this regard.
My current thing is a huge pothole in the road that I take home from work. I only ever remember it just as I am about to plunge into it. Every day I swear that next time, I *will *remember.
I don’t know why, but my body has been acting strangely the last several months. I don’t get that hunger that I used to when I had not eaten. So now, I constantly forget to eat. I rely on hoping that I see an advert for food to remind me to eat. Or if the entire day goes by and I haven’t eaten I’ll be like “WTF, I haven’t eaten today, I gotta eat something”. What is wrong with me?..
oooh - yeah - can I just say - I often forget to go the bathroom until I’m at that cross your legs and hope you make it stage?
I start off knowing I have to pee, but then I want to do just one more thing and then just one more thing and then an hour later i’m like “omg - I still haven’t peed- I should really go. Let me just finish this and then . . .”
3 hours later, I’m cramping and have to go so bad I’d push my grandmother out of the way.
