"Now, I am dating a beautiful Russian model! No more Star Trek Cons or D&D for me!"

Now, * that’s* the way to sell a car! (via fark)

Damn, but them’s some nice legs.

“Does that woman on top of the car come with it too?” (Cosby Show)

What car?

:: Sunspace breaks into a sweat ::

Why would a guy living in California need a heated steering wheel and heated mirrors? Sheesh.