There are just no words…
Zev Steinhardt
How about “Courtesy flush!!”
Step two should be teaching Simba to use a toilet brush, that bowl is nasty!
I think that were I a Thai elephant-handler apprentice, I’d consider this a very significant breakthrough in the field.
I am further driven by whimsy to reflect on the accidents of history: had the industrial revolution been delayed a few centuries, these guys would perhaps be the nuclear scientists/engineers of the day, working with one of the greatest sources of power available on the planet and doing some pretty amazing things with it. Of course, they’d probably be doing it without the toilets.