I spent ten minutes this afternoon scrubbing blood off of my arms.
Mr killdare and I had never attempted to trim my dog’s nails before today. Well, ends up we’re not so good at it. My yorkie-poo, Took, bled profusely from one of her nail-talons that had been cut too close. (FYI, the longer the nail grows, the longer the “wick” also grows. NOW I know this.) Yeah, I’m not so hot with blood or bleeding, particularly coming from my baby girl. So I became an absolutely blathering moron. “Uh, uh, uh, Oh my God, should we take her to the to the to the vet?”
So we took her to the vet because we couldn’t stop the bleeding on our own, and common sense had escaped us both. Stiptic? Didn’t have any. We tried caking flour or baking soda on the bleeding nail. Didn’t work.
When we go to the office, Mr killdare and I were wild-eyed and absolutely covered in blood. I was dangerously near passing out from catching sight of her blood-soaked paw dripping more blood onto the floor when I let off pressure from the towel, and had driven like a lunatic the entire way there. Mr killdare had on his super cool “Where My Bitches At?” T-Shirt, but now it looks like he wore it to get his ass kicked. Blood, blood, blood.
I’ve just finished cleaning blood off my arms and legs, out of the car, off my bed, out of the sink, out of the carpet, and our clothes are soaking.
But Took’s all better! Frankly, for someone capable of rational thought under pressure and who is not dumbstruck in complete horror, it looked pretty easy to remedy. “Quick-Stop” stopped the bleeding, and hydrogen peroxide removed blood from her fur so I could remain conscious. But I’ve caught her looking at me with complete disgust twice since we got back.
Lessons learned:
-I’ll never attempt clipping her nails again, ever.
-I suck, as well as stutter, in emergencies. Truly. I barely made sense.
-I can never have children, as I’m sure I’ll freak out during the first emergency and pass right out.
-I’m not a good driver. But I knew that before.
So, anyone else have emergencies involving pets, kids, yourself, that didn’t bring out the best in you?