I’ve heard guilianni has some free time, after he’s been disbarred in DC…
ETA: Or that pillow guy.
MyPillow Guy is busy running for Republican Party chair. And financing Kari Lake’s bullshit lawsuits.
Kyle Rittenhouse is a sad little mouth breathing moron, who has no relevance in the world of adult decisions.
But he’ll wind up running for office or working for Fox, or both.
Both of your candidates are eminently qualified in the category of “sycophantic flunky”, but the tricky part is “also competent to run a large social media business”. Unfortunately in that category your candidates are on about the same level as Devin Nunes, any of his cows, or Elmo.
ETA: CNN speculates on possible Twitter CEOs:
On the bright side Elon you still have The Boring Co and you can continue to re-invent subways in a way that’s even worse than the original.
Elmo’s hard at work destroying the reputation of himself and his companies, why not toss some violations of US sanctions into the mix?
Well, commence the backpedaling
Sounds like the kind of “major policy change” that he said two days ago that he wouldn’t make before having a vote.
What a shock: an unpopular plutocrat goes for the Poll Tax option…
Let’s be fair here. In the US, when we lose elections we also decide it’s our fault for letting so many people vote. Just let the right sort vote and you won’t have a problem.
He’s clearly learned how to be a proper American!
And when those get Elmo down prosecute can always toy around with hyperloops some more. You know, it’s like high-speed rail only slower, vastly less throughput, incredibly less comfortable, and having more than a few issues with safety. The perfect Elmo tech project!
He has obeyed the results of his Twitter polls in the past and quoted the phrase “vox populi, vox dei”, a Latin phrase which roughly means “the voice of the people is the voice of God”.
What he really means is vox $XLIV miliardum, vox dei.
I’m seeing mentions in the media about Elmo’s uncharacteristic silence after the poll telling him to get out. That is, other than him saying that only blue-check Twits should have been allowed to vote.
So let’s see … first poll is made on Elmo’s personal Twitter account (rather than the official Twitter account) in the expectation that mostly his acolytes will be voting. Second poll will be limited to those sycophants willing to give him money to belong to Twitter. Polling will be repeated until he gets the ego-affirming result he wants. Then he’ll quit anyway.
This is a lot like watching the thought process of a six-year-old, or Donald Trump.
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The pollings will continue until morale improves…
The polling is certainly raising my morale
Elmo hasnt tweeted anything today except more conspiracy nonsense about Hunter Biden’s dick.
Meanwhile, TSLA is down another 8%.
The Reich Wing seem very very concerned with their inability to see pictures of Hunter Biden’s dick. A tad obsessive.