Yep, that’s a very good point. The Cybertruck was unveiled in 2019. By the time it hits the market it will be a four or five year old truck, after an awful lot of very cool EVs will have arrived from other manufacturers.
I agree - one specific pointer to his aesthetic sensibilities: you know that leather armour he wore on Halloween?
That’s a fucking ugly, practically mass-produced suit of armour, best suited for weekend pool-noodle-fight-in-the-park LARPers or a stroll at your local Renaissance Faire. Trust me when I say $7500 is way too much for that level of workmanship (just the poorly-finished edges are a dead giveaway to any leather crafter), shitty dye job, and bad fitment. $1000 is waaay too much to merely rent it for the night (which is more likely what he did)
This was the world’s richest man at the time.
He could have gotten something much better-looking. Something like this:
For a quarter of the price he reportedly would have paid for his suit.
And that’s without getting into what you can get made as a one-off custom piece if he were willing to fork over some real cash:
Instead, he wears an ugly piece of Renfaire-visitor armour, with a way over-inflated price tag. Over t-shirt and jeans, no less. Talk about half-assing things…
Which is admittedly completely on-brand for him.
Now, I think all billionaires should be strung up on general principle, but if we have to have the fuckers, it’s adding extra insult to have ones with the aesthetic sensibilities of your average unironic 3-Wolf-Moon T-shirt wearer.
They are loving it, if they know what’s good for them. I cannot imagine Musk reacts well to a lack of love for anything that comes from his genius.
Lol. Apparently the idiotic “Twitter Files” revelation(s) apparently overlooked, somehow, months of Kevin McCarthy lobbying Twitter to have Marjorie Trailer-Park Greene’s account restored.
Apropos of nothing, I just earned a week-long ban on Twitter for what I thought was a very eloquent joke in which I told JK Rowlking she was a “giant cunt.” I don’t get this new free speech paradigm.
This is my greatest hope for the widespread adoption of EVs - a reliable Italian car.
It shames me to think that if Back to the Future were made today the time machine would be a Cybertruck. An overhyped (but instantly recognizable) stainless steel vehicle built by a nutjob with too much money and drugs for his own good? It fits too perfectly.
P.S. if Marty McFly went back in time today he’d be a Gen Z twerp going back to 1993 to make sure his Gen X parents fell in love.
I think it was the perfect outfit for a 51 year old billionaire to wear on a date with his mommy.
Shhhh. We were just getting @JRDelirious past that possibility! Don’t bring it back to the mind. Empty thoughts, empty thoughts.
Ehh, it should shame us all that the movie made an icon out of the DeLoraen. It’s not a great movie, and the car was far worse. If the Cybertruck gets a similar treatment, I’ll lose all faith in popular western culture.
While I admit I like the styling of the DeLorean *(but would want mine polished!) I don’t believe one can actually go 88 mph. 
The fact that, in the movie, it takes like a minute to reach 88 mph is probably the most accurate part.
* although it sits too high
The inclusion of a DeLorean was a fantastic joke. DeLorean wasn’t an active leader in a movement to end democracy.
I love Marty’s reaction: "Doc, you bought a DeLorean??!?" Where it’s clear that this was a stupid purchase.
A hilariously stupid purchase (Marty’s laughing as he says it).
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"Doc, you bought a Cybertruck??!?"
Does that have the same sense of “I thought you were smart but you just made an unbelievably idiotic move.”?
That’s not the line. It’s, “Wait a minute. Are you telling me built a time machine…out of a DeLorean?!?”
Musk seems determined to be the new face of the antivax movement.
He’s got lots of competition though.
Mostly it started 3 years ago when he didn’t want to shut down or stall production at his factories.
Can’t have something like a global pandemic getting in the way of production, dontcha know? A major reason he likes shifting things to Texas, where worker safety and public health take a back seat to profits. Just deny reality and keep the assembly lines going.
I don’t know why anyone would be particularly concerned about getting spasms and seizures from a COVID vaccine when, according to one of the nuts quoted in the article, noted conspiracy theorist and quack Dr. Rashid Buttar will fix you right up, good as new. In fact, better than new, because if you have autism or cancer, the good doctor will fix that, too. Elmo probably has the guy on speed dial, just in case.
Just for comparison, this is Ms Klum.
I think she should have let Musk wear it, fits like a T.
O.k. I was sitting in a parking lot (waiting for my sister…I tweaked my knee and not walking more than needed). I was sitting there for about 10 mins watching what was in my view. An old guy walks up with two weights in his hands. His car was one car to the right in front of me, and I had had an unobstructed view of it all this time. He walked up and pushed one end of the door handle to open the door. So, I looked for a logo to see what kind of car it was. It was a Tesla.
First, do Teslas have fingerprint security? And I was looking at it for a while, and it looked like 90% of the other cars in the lot. Not a standout style-wise to me.