Elmo is totally unaware of many things…
I’m sure that’s just another thing he would mock, even if he were aware of it.
My dear sir! I am most terribly sorry, and I propose to rectify my egregious behavior in a most expedient manner for your most esteemed satisfaction.
(monocle drops from eye)
How do people do this? How does someone unironically defend Elon Musk (a middle-aged man using poop emojis as official corporate correspondence) by accusing his detractors of being low-brow?
Every accusation is a confession.
Note that this nickname didn’t originate here, as you seem to believe.
You’re coming to a free messageboard where anonymous people shoot the shit, and navigating to the section of the board where people insult one another, and you’re pissed off that you’re not encountering the greatest satire in the English language?
Ask for a refund, asshole.
You’re more then welcome to join in criticizing Musk without calling him Elmo if you like. I do. There’s no requirement to call him Elmo. Certainly, in light of recent events, you were not coming to defend Musk, right?
Ok, WalleyedFishMop.
I like it 
Wait… you named yourself after Walter Bishop? Walter Bishop, who would regularly forget his assistant Astrid’s name, addressing her as Ostrich, Aspen, Asbestos, Aphid, Ashcan, Alex, Ashram, Astro, Asterisk, Afro, Astral, Acid, Aspirin, Arsenic, Asphalt, Asgard, Astringent, and Claire? And you’re criticizing us for misnaming someone?
You’re either making a subtle and very funny joke, or you’re an idiot.
Don’t forget there were two Walter Bishops.
That’s true. He could be Walternate.
Elmo no like being compared to Elon! in Elmo voice.
Ok, that made me laugh. 
Yes, yes, yes, your criticisms wound us to the core. How will we ever live with our shame?
<real fart>
Coming up in the future: tourist in Times Square complaining of being shaken down and groped by Elon Musk impersonator street actor.
The twist: it’s not an impersonator.
When you’re a celebrity they let you do it.
This next Christmas, the hottest toy will be a Titter Me Elon doll.
My games group plays a game called Terraforming Mars, which uses cards to drive game play. Today I added a new custom Event card:
ELON MUSK
Play immediately
Elon escapes from Donald J. Trump Home for the Treatment of Terminal Logorrhea and Tweets. SpaceX stocks tank and company files for bankruptcy.
All players either lose 2 MC or discard a random card from their hand.